I have despatched her to your house
Rolling pin in hand
I hope she's wearing an AIMITA apron!
I have despatched her to your house
Rolling pin in hand
On holiday is she? Is it sunny at this time of year?
My wife is in the WI
I'm offended
I'm going to report you
On holiday is she? Is it sunny at this time of year?
Phew that's a relief. You sound like a member of the woman's institute. You not getting any at the moment Dirk? Leave the lad/lass alone. In any case, it must be a close call between lillywhites and Keithaw for the most threads, so perhaps you should extend your self appointed forum police duties to reprimand Keith as well for starting too many threads, on a forum, too many threads, yes on a forum, threads...
In your infamous words 'you couldn't make it up'.
Jamaica ?
No she went of her own accord.
another 3-4 leaving, Procter, Hayhurst, Beardsley ?
Actually she's on the plane right now
Where's she going I hear you ask?
Just in the porch ~ she's taking an inch off the bottom of the door
Thread number 180 well done .
Do you add anything other than a pair of tits..... It's a PNE thread on a PNE fans forum
Do you add anything other than a pair of tits..... It's a PNE thread on a PNE fans forum
Why can't we get rid of Daley?
Are his wages so small it doesn't matter that he is here or are they massive and we can't afford to pay him a lump sum?
Westley would ideally like to sign 5 new players this January and also like to get rid of 5 of our current players always likes to get the lesser 10% out and get a better 10% in every transfer window.
Do you add anything other than a pair of tits..... It's a PNE thread on a PNE fans forum
Here's a pair of tits !!
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Sorry, just couldn't resist.
PS Only a joke before all the self righteous get twitchy !!!
Westley would ideally like to sign 5 new players this January and also like to get rid of 5 of our current players always likes to get the lesser 10% out and get a better 10% in every transfer window.
Garner tuck no pursuading coming here, just wanted to sign and get the shirt on, If we change our style of play Beavon and Garner will be on the score sheet more often.
Do you add anything other than a pair of tits..... It's a PNE thread on a PNE fans forum
He keeps saying what a great set of lads he has put together. Yet, he doesn't seem to think much of them when they "mutually agree" to terminate their employment.