'funnily enough i had my prostate check last week ref. It was this kind of action'
Caption time (Plastics special)
He must be getting senile if he doesn’t know who he is.
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Big Tony - “You're having trouble pleasuring your wife? It’s simple, get your right hand and simply feed the pony. Like this.”
Mowbray to fourth official: would you be up for getting in the same pair of pants after the game lad? Sick of pne me, are you sick of these lot? I'll come yours after game with the pants lad.
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AN “they can bicker all they want but we’re gonna win 3-2”
When we scored the equaliser a pie came flying just past me. Another one came flying when the winner went in.
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Dacks a grown man. He really shouldn’t be having tantrums like that. It’s a waste of a pie
What do you mean there's no VAR?
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Surprised there hasn't been one yet.
So have fun with this.
TM....”What makes you think i live in Melton Mowbray?”
Third Official...”you misheard me. I said, it looks like you’re going into meltdown, Mowbray”
Mowbray: What are going to do about those cheats?
Surprised there hasn't been one yet.
So have fun with this.
4th Official: I think the ref and his assistants are doing a good job.
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Will you stop calling my Bradley Donald. His surname is DACK not Duck.
That’s him
Surprised there hasn't been one yet.
So have fun with this.
Him there
The little one in the coat
With the hood up
He said “you’d be better with a 443 formation and keeps nagging at me?”
“Well if I were you I’d listen to him” said the 4th official
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