Clarification please.

[Joanpne]

Moderators get Free Season Cards.

You wish!

 

[paddysr]

I've stopped buying long playing records. They used to be called LPs.

I've recently started buying long playing records. I thought it would be a healthy hobby.

£5k later I could not have been more wrong!!

 

[Kathryn]

Do you think people should undergo an" interview" before they are considered to join us in the Finney ?

Informal stuff............. family background, property portfolio, polo club membership and public school references.

That should cover it.

I know Brian O’Neil and Youl Mawene. That should be enough. However, I’ve got a good seat on the Town End.

I do
although with respect the criteria you describe would be more fitting for the executive area on the Invisibles
But your concept is good, maybe dialed down a little:1

Have you a prison record ?
Are you no longer electronically tagged
Do you own a semi detached home
do you have access to a medium family runabout
Have you ever purchased a pair of slacks from Greenwoods
Is your definition of romance a quick cuddle on the couch inbetween the news and MOTD on a Saturday
Is the highlight of your year to purchase a high quality cordless drill from B&Q on a bank holiday weekend
etc

Sex discrimination.

 

[JK]

You wish!

I’m sure we could sort out a season card for Jd....

For the lashers!

 

[Henry Weston]

I'll also be doing that. When you see another Ambassador with his or her superior wallet, you should give each other a knowing nod.
A nod that suggests that we know that we're just that bit better. Maybe we could have a special handshake like Harry Kane and Debbie Alli.

Nice One.

When I was a teenager I think I may have had a special handshake for Debbie Harry.....

 

[ottoman empire]

I’m sure we could sort out a season card for Jd....

For the lashers!

You're a cruel bastard JK, let him at least have a choice between a lasher's season ticket and being burned at the stake......both are equally cruel

 

[Lord Edgington]

I know Brian O’Neil and Youl Mawene. That should be enough. However, I’ve got a good seat on the Town End.



Sex discrimination.

A twin set from Novello ?

 

[We8PNE]

...when we are promoted to the Premier League...

Not in your lifetime Mr.Felik.