Instead of poxy post bans.

[pnethor]

Why not use a tiny percentage of forum funds to invest in a ping pong paddle to be used on the naked butt cheeks of forum offenders as a form of corporal punishment.

Before each home game all offenders should be assembled at the finney statue where they would bare their butt cheeks for a paddling : 2 swipes for each infraction point earned.

I believe this would be a far more successfull way of enforceing forum discipline and also give the forum a cash boost through dvd sales to the German S+M market.

May i suggest Danny takes a trial paddling prior to the Swansea game just to see how the concept goes across with the masses?

Danny should view it as sort of 'taking one for the team'.

So, not a bad idea,forum rules are enforced vigorously,pne-online recieves a cash injection and Danny gets his butt cheeks paddled.

Pretty bloody brilliant idea,

Thor - genius in forum discipline.

 

[BertNash]

Thor for Mod.

The guy is an absolute legend...and he is my father.

 

[al]

This sounds brilliant. I cannot see a single flaw in it. Jimbo might think it's a bit harsh, but I'll bully him into pushing it through.

 

[brianherron]

Will we be allowed to wear rubber or leather as we get 'paddled'? Imagine the wobble and ripple effect when Jacko or Thor get paddled.😱

 

[BJW95]

Thor for Mod.

The guy is an absolute legend...and he is my father.

No he's not 😉

 

[BertNash]

Will we be allowed to wear rubber or leather as we get 'paddled'? Imagine the wobble and ripple effect when Jacko or Thor get paddled.😱

I'd take it like a man.

Suppose I could quit if I thought a few people were picking on me.

 

[.James]

😱

Using the legendary statue as a place to punish people?

Sounds proper immature to me like, even if you are on the wind up. 🙄

 

[Spavin Stardust]

The offenders should be paddled in the centre circle at half time.

 

[motiv]

The offenders should be paddled in the centre circle at half time.

are you seanyseansean in disguise!

 

[MOSSYPNE]

😱

Using the legendary statue as a place to punish people?

Sounds proper immature to me like, even if you are on the wind up. 🙄

God I hope that's not a serious post.

 

[Spavin Stardust]

are you seanyseansean in disguise!

If I was wouldn't I be calling for the offenders to be paddled at 10 pm where the away team coach parks behind the Town End?

 

[motiv]

If I was wouldn't I be calling for the offenders to be paddled at 10 pm where the away team coach parks behind the Town End?

Why, is that were the paddling happens?

 

[Spavin Stardust]

Why, is that were the paddling happens?

So jackopne tells me yes. 😉

 

[motiv]

I'll be there next time then, with my box of fireworks and a Ukrainian model.

 

[Spavin Stardust]

Are you going to launch the fireworks out of peoples arses like on jackass? You best check with joanpne it will be ok to make so much racket round there late at night.

 

[jaymo]

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling.