PNE commandments

[Somerset Exile]

Thou shalt never make the Premier League.

(Unlike your illustrious neighbours down the M55).

Blasphemy! Their a Godless lot at the other end of the M55. You only need to look at Gloomfield Road , No Soul at all! 😂

 

[Big 1]

Thou shalt not sell your soul to the Devil unlike our tinpot neighbours on the coast!

 

[northender0602]

Thou shalt wash out thy sons mouth if he considers following Blackpool FC

Thou shouldst also kick their arse

 

[cragtek]

Thou shalt not win games after an international break

 

[Bobbage]

Thou shalt research thy Twitter source before posting ye shyte

 

[Kathryn]

Thou shalt not score at Deepdale.

 

[pneducky]

Thou shall only accept an away kit of yellow colour. Thou shall clamour to re-sign ex players in every transfer window.