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Amazing Stats.

Amazing Stats.

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Farmboy

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Just looking at the league table, Hull City are 1 point and 1 place behind us, yet they have scored 10 more goals in just 5 matches !!!
 
No goals conceded in open play during August.
Thought SG had us hard to beat.
unlucky not to score more. Width of the post etc.
enjoying it.
 
Hopefully we just need the Attack to click, got a feeling we're going to give someone a proper battering soon enough.
 
We have hit the woodwork at least 3 times.

Spurr v Sheff Wed
Harrop v Leeds (2 extra points)
Barkhuizen v Boro (2 extra points).


We are on the right track, no danger.

As I said in the "Where Will We Finish" thread - Champions.
 
Here's an amazing stat:

The odds that a man aged 25-44 has had no sexual partners in his lifetime is 1 in 35.71.

Obviously they didn't include this forum's members in that statistical analysis.
 
If you put a pound in a pot every time you have sex in the first year of marriage, then take one out ever time after that, you'll still have money in that pot when you die!
 
marsbars said:
If you put a pound in a pot every time you have sex in the first year of marriage, then take one out ever time after that, you'll still have money in that pot when you die!
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Have a wash and be nice to people and you might be surprised.
 
Jack Daniels said:
We have hit the woodwork at least 3 times.

Spurr v Sheff Wed
Harrop v Leeds (2 extra points)
Barkhuizen v Boro (2 extra points).


We are on the right track, no danger.

As I said in the "Where Will We Finish" thread - Champions.
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Here's one. Is hitting the post hard luck, or is it a mistake for not hitting the target? I ask this because when I was watching footy with my niece recently, they kept replaying an effort that hit the post. My niece asked me why they keep showing mistakes over and over. When I asked what she meant by mistakes, she just said well, he missed.
 
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marsbars said:
If you put a pound in a pot every time you have sex in the first year of marriage, then take one out ever time after that, you'll still have money in that pot when you die!
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I'd much rather stick to lighting the ceremonial cigarette than rummaging around for pound coins, tbh.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Oh, I've been off the Fags for years, mate!!
Fortunately, I've been happily married now for five years. (Unfortunately, Got married 21 years ago).
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ah

les dawson fond memories

"my mates just run off with the wife, oh i do miss him"
"my dad said to me the other day you've been happy long enough now son, its time to you got married"
"I asked the pharmacist the other day for some sleeping pills for the wife, why do you need them he asked ?, because she keeps waking up!"
"my wifse a sex object, every time i ask for sex she objects"
 
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