Board meeting as we speak

[Lord Edgington]

I like penwortham
If it wasn't for such people then there would be no one to sort out the drainage in the bottom field, no one to carry my sedan chair, the factories would be empty and the bins full

 

[dirk pnemouse]

I'm up Pear Tree hill me mate, way off the river. Mind you that doesn't protect you from the tit next door not having his drains repaired... £4k worth of damage and 6 months without a floor.

Im up pear tree too , would you mind taking my dog a walk

 

[Nobber]

Daft thing is I could afford it. However I see people like you and Danny and Halli78 live thee (although that in itself is debatable) so it's only a matter of time before house prices fall...

Yeh, but not by 94% to reach Penwortham averages!

 

[Randall Flagg]

I'm up Pear Tree hill me mate, way off the river. Mind you that doesn't protect you from the tit next door not having his drains repaired... £4k worth of damage and 6 months without a floor.

Not too bad at that end then. Think I remember you posting that your floor got fucked up. I presumed it was due to flood water.

 

[Nobber]

Not too bad at that end then. Think I remember you posting that your floor got fucked up. I presumed it was due to flood water.

No, it was her neighbours poo.

 

[Randall Flagg]

No, it was her neighbours poo.

Maybe she'd be better off down the hill after all...

 

[Nobber]

Maybe she'd be better off down the hill after all...

I think further up is the ideal, poo floats downhill.

 

[FootballcrazyP_]

Does this thread hold the record for the most views in a short space of time, 32k+ in less than 6 hours and the most off topic posts.

 

[Bint]

Not too bad at that end then. Think I remember you posting that your floor got fucked up. I presumed it was due to flood water.

Nope. Happened twice. Bell end next door got warned the first time to have the stop valve replaced. Never did. Arse hole.

Im up pear tree too , would you mind taking my dog a walk

Is he/she friendly as I have 2 of my own to walk!!

 

[Randall Flagg]

I think further up is the ideal, poo floats downhill.

Maybe just out of Penwortham altogether? I hear Fulwood is nice. No poo there.

 

[Halli78]

Daft thing is I could afford it. However I see people like you and Danny and Halli78 live thee (although that in itself is debatable) so it's only a matter of time before house prices fall...

Going off your logic people who live on Lytham rd must actually live in Lytham.

Dumb cow.

 

[dirk pnemouse]

Nope. Happened twice. Bell end next door got warned the first time to have the stop valve replaced. Never did. Arse hole.




Is he/she friendly as I have 2 of my own to walk!!

Yes hes very friendly , no one to tell him off anymore , i bet you live in the next street too so that's handy i named him Bob after the mother in law 🙂

 

[Nobber]

Maybe just out of Penwortham altogether? I hear Fulwood is nice. No poo there.

No, we have servants to follow us and bag the offensive article for disposal later on Pear Tree Hill.

 

[Bint]

Going off your logic people who live on Lytham rd must actually live in Lytham.

Dumb cow.

Not really. That's clearly stupid. I know where lytham is. I work there.

Manchester road is not Manchester, not is London road in London. Plungy road however is in plungy. Royal Mail are just lazy

 

[Bint]

Yes hes very friendly , no one to tell him off anymore , i bet you live in the next street too so that's handy i named him Bob after the mother in law 🙂

I doubt it... No one knows my street exists. ;-)

 

[Nobber]

Yes hes very friendly , no one to tell him off anymore , i bet you live in the next street too so that's handy i named him Bob after the mother in law 🙂

I named my dog after the mother in law as well, what a coincidence.

I walk 'Fucking Bitch' every morning

 

[Randall Flagg]

No, we have servants to follow us and bag the offensive article for disposal later on Pear Tree Hill.

I think we've just found a new job for Dino.

 

[Halli78]

Not really. That's clearly stupid. I know where lytham is. I work there.

Manchester road is not Manchester, not is London road in London. Plungy road however is in plungy. Royal Mail are just lazy

I know the silly bastards gave me an Ashton postcode when I lived on Blackpool Rd when clearly I lived in lasher land.

 

[Guinness]

I think we've just found a new job for Dino.

Hes already got a job picking up Westleys shite.

 

[Nobber]

I think we've just found a new job for Dino.

He's too angry, wouldn't have the patience for a difficult thrutch.