Caption Competition (Bambo Special)

[JK]

 

[Jack Daniels]

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Sitting on the Dock of the Pool...

 

[SimpleSimonSays]

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Here's one from the album for all Blackpool fans. Got to go now. I think something is trying to escape down the left leg of my shorts.

 

[Kurt_Nogan]

D-Unit

 

[LostinSpace]

D-Unit

That's dun it.

 

[Phil181058]

If Carling did physiques !!!

 

[giro]

He saying, “I really do miss Saul Street Baths!”

 

[Bobbage]

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Have I raised my leg enough to silence this fart?

 

[LostinSpace]

Hey, Barnsley lasses, this is what you're missing...

 

[California_PNE]

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Fuck me Cali is on good shape

 

[baldavenger]

Missus has just been shown this! Her caption is 🤤🍆🤪

 

[Alpine White]

Why do people believe I took performance enhancing drugs? I´m just your typical whimp

 

[Randall Flagg]

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"Why is Brad Potts on my car?"

 

[jakehake]

"Hope I win the Blackpool Council ticket giveaway"

 

[Waylander]

“Look at the size of that bus station!”

 

[daddyman16]

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After a long day of training, Diaby looks out over the Spanish sunset, in this moment, all is serene, all is calm and only the gentle lapping of water in the pool breaks the silence.
"Maybe" Diaby thinks to himself, "maybe this will be our y..."
A plonkers shout from his hotel balcony

"ANNOUCE BRIGHT OSAYI-SAMUEL!!!"

And just like that, the moment was gone.

 

[Baldygit]

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This is the correct distribution of body mass Mr Ridsdale. Six pack not Party ten 😉

 

[Liberation]

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I've never taken steroids..Honest. 🙂

 

[Gordon Bennett]

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[JJ_PNE]

“Previously…on Love Island…”