Caption contest?

[Mancunian White]

I'm too drunk to start this one off, give me an hour or so to think.

 

[the12thman]

Zis is ow we play pie face in le Francais. Av sum of zat.

 

[Mr S]

Zis is ow we play pie face in le Francais. Av sum of zat.

It is pantomime season.

 

[oil-man]

Talk to the hand, I'm off for a shower.

 

[Mr S]

Marcel Mouso the great French mime artist died recently.
Yes, he died of gesticular cancer.

No offence intended.

 

[Mr S]

Espece de grond plonker.

 

[Bobbage]

 

[beagleman]

In an unprecedented act of self sacrifice the Leeds goalie shielded the Preston Forwards eyes from the deadly solar reflection from Whitemans teeth...

 

[Oh HughieHughie]

Marcel Mouso the great French mime artist died recently.
Yes, he died of gesticular cancer.

No offence intended.

Someone else who listens to' I'm sorry I haven't a clue" 😀

 

[TheWarehouse]

Talk to the hand

 

[Sid Snot]

'Smell the Glove'

 

[Final Stand]

You need a shave.

 

[Nutty]

I love how Whiteman can't believe he's taken the bait

 

[Gordon Bennett]

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I'm too drunk to start this one off, give me an hour or so to think.

When the opposition do something so stupid, they even do the facepalm for you.

 

[Baldygit]

"You forgot the custard pie mate"

 

[Ando60]

Talk to the hand, I'm off for a shower.

The winner…… close the thread

 

[Henry Weston]

I love how Whiteman can't believe he's taken the bait

And started singing to him “Time to go, time to go………”

 

[Silverback]

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I'm too drunk to start this one off, give me an hour or so to think.

Stop! In the name of love . . . 🎶

 

[Adelaide-white]

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I'm too drunk to start this one off, give me an hour or so to think.

This is the hand I wipe my arse with.

 

[Big 1]

Your breath stinks of whatever it is you eat in Montegro!