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[Former user.]

I wish Ben Rhodes would stop saying "Good Luck" at the end of every fooking interview... it never works.

 

[kbd_pne]

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Must have been looking at Ripley’s saves and crosses gathered stats from Saturday.

 

[johnmcgrath87]

wow! The DNA test does show that Sean Maguire is my son. Now I have a justified reason to start him every game

 

[JK]

Peter... you know when you had a rant about all these informed accounts on social media.

 

[ChuckD]

Does Curiculum vitae have one “r” or two?

 

[StevieNorthEnd]

The recent Rangers fan posting on pne online is a colossal ball bag!

 

[Alpine White]

What colour shorts are we in? Shirts look exactly the same. Shame we've nobody with dreadlocks so I can see the difference.

 

[StevieNorthEnd]

I wish Ben Rhodes would stop saying "Good Luck" at the end of every fooking interview... it never works.

I think you are Ben Rhodes.....

 

[Alpine White]

Is there a limit to how many players I can have in my team from Cork City?

 

[GloucesterPete]

I must practice my "I know what I'm doing look".

 

[Eccywhite]

Does TaxiPete have any cider left?

 

[Rothwellwhite]

20 Friends?? 20...Friends?

 

[Lord Edgington]

Yes I know you want to love me big time and yes I will send the money you asked for
Of course you are pretty and I’m sure your a good cook
But can you please let me know if you can slot into a 442 formation please

 

[beagleman]

"Dear Delia....."

 

[Alpine White]

Yes I know you want to love me big time and yes I will send the money you asked for
Of course you are pretty and I’m sure your a good cook
But can you please let me know if you can slot into a 442 formation please

442?

Edgy, your answer was believable until you suggested two up front. We choose between 1 and 0 up front.

 

[Lord Edgington]

442?

Edgy, your answer was believable until you suggested two up front. We choose between 1 and 0 up front.

I’m firmly in the mike basset school of thinking
“Preston will be playing 4 4 FFing 2”

 

[FootballcrazyP_]

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Why won't Hemmings and Riddler not let me into their bubble of 6.

 

[JJ_PNE]

“I could of sworn i asked for STRIKERS not SHIRKERS”.

 

[MBcha]

Hi Jordan,

Hope you're well? Just thought I'd drop you a line and see how things are going in Norwich?

Wondered if you could do me a favour, if things go tits up with that Farke fella, stick a good word in for me.

Cheers!

Your mate,

Al.

 

[GloucesterPete]

"Where's that CV gone ?"

PR says it listed my strengths from a press conference as 'Magician'

I'm sure I replied to that journalist when he asked me how I was that I said: "Magic Ian".