Caption time.

[Randall Flagg]

"Mr Hemmings thinks we signed your brother. Just smile and nod son, smile and nod."

 

[The Splash]

JM.
So the other lad hasn't turned up then? I've heard he was on the piss in Vilnius last Thursday night after the match. Got back to his room at 4am and took a phone call from a foreign sounding bloke (he thought he sounded Greek, with a bit of Aussie thrown in, but "now you come to mention it he could have been Scottish"). In his stupified state he said it was a definite yes from him and he was not going to withdraw from the deal. He "promised, promised, promised" he would be at Lennoxtown training ground first thing Monday morning.

 

[Mancunian White]

JM.
So the other lad hasn't turned up then? I've heard he was on the piss in Vilnius last Thursday night after the match. Got back to his room at 4am and took a phone call from a foreign sounding bloke (he thought he sounded Greek, with a bit of Aussie thrown in, but "now you come to mention it he could have been Scottish"). In his stupified state he said it was a definite yes from him and he was not going to withdraw from the deal. He "promised, promised, promised" he would be at Lennoxtown training ground first thing Monday morning.

Sometimes brevity is the soul wit.

Also, how does one speak in parenthesis?

 

[The Splash]

Sometimes brevity is the soul wit.

Also, how does one speak in parenthesis?

( ) in answer to your second.
The above should be short enough in answer to your first. 😉

 

[janiejones]

This is the winner..

Thanks Ando 👍

 

[Henry Weston]

“So if you can just show me you can stick a couple passed Ripley, you’re starting.”

 

[giro]

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Thanks for signing me boss. How did you manage to get Voldemort to approve it?

 

[Mashimbo]

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Wow guv! I'd heard about Brad's legendary finishing skilz - seeing it for real is one marked off the bucket list.

 

[northender0602]

Do you know who I am ?

 

[Bobbage]

"Yes, yes, yes the training ground is lovely. Yawn. Can I see the accounts now?"

 

[Regardless]

FM: OK, so that was DJ - and [snigger] this fella is Declan. They're your main rivals in our annual Shit Beard Competition

 

[Farmboy]

JM: has that guy over there won a prize to train with the first team squad ?
FM: no son….. that’s Joe Rafferty.

 

[Ando60]

JM: has that guy over there won a prize to train with the first team squad ?
FM: no son….. that’s Joe Rafferty.

Or Jamie Thomas or Josh Harrop…….

 

[brownpj]

FM: No shit, when Alex was sacked I won the raffle at St Greg's club. 1st prize - Manager of PNEFC
JM: Unreal

 

[Regardless]

FM: “Yeah - the old guy with the flat cap. We told him your name was Murphy and he got his cheque book out right away.”

 

[Mahogany Rush]

JM: look at Pottsies pony tail & Alice band, he looks like a girl with a beard.
FM: Ooh ducky, he is awful, but I like him.

 

[Ando60]

FM: “Yeah - the old guy with the flat cap. We told him your name was Murphy and he got his cheque book out right away.”

Very sharp Reg…