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[FootballcrazyP_]

Clarke joins the QPR fans, what did he say?

 

[222Mark]

Were's the toilet - you've been shithoused.

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

There were 1,000 in the bed and the little one said roll over,roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out.............

 

[lenny]

I told you we can win this lying down .

 

[Norseman]

Clarke’s Bark Sparks QPR Tart

 

[Dirty Harry]

Clarke joins the QPR fans, what did he say?

Hey, Tom, where did you get that Dave Clarke Five T-shirt from? They're my favourite band.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Clarke joins the QPR fans, what did he say?

'Oops, upside ya head, I said Oops upside ya head'

 

[marsbars]

What's that you're eating? A jellied eel? Try a butter pie you soft southern bastard.

 

[northender0602]

Clarke joins the QPR fans, what did he say?

Who touched my arse? I’ll punch their lights out

 

[dunster78]

Holloway is a c**t

 

[pnematic]

“ we are so good I’m joining you to watch it “

 

[jersey white]

"Who put the ball in the Blackpool goal......"

 

[JK]

Well you did say you couldn't see us in this horrible green kit.....

 

[euxtonwhite]

Did Trevs horse win the 225 at Aintree?

Had a double with his National horse.

 

[LostinSpace]

Who’s got the ball? - I know it’s in here somewhere.

 

[giro]

AN's shouting, “Clarky, I said line up the wall, for a free kick, not lie on the wall, for a free kip!”

 

[Kathryn]

AN's shouting, “Clarky, I said line up the wall, for a free kick, not lie on the wall, for a free kip!”

By far the best. I had a good chuckle at that.

 

[Tugg Speedman]

"Left a bit...right a bit...up a tad...aaaaahhhhhhh just there........"

 

[MrHodgeheg123]

"Left a bit...right a bit...up a tad...aaaaahhhhhhh just there........"

Nearly as good as mine that one.
Well done.

 

[Baldygit]

Put your left leg in. Put your left leg out.........and shake it all about