Google Translate

[Waddie]

After reading a sentence explaining why the WBA chap fell inside the penalty area and actually hearing the same explanation on Radio 2 this morning, I needed clarification as I didn't understand the words used.

Google translate to the rescue, so I inputed '' He anticipated contact so went down. Always a pen''.

Well, was I surprised and gobsmacked at the translation, and really I'm not too sure whether to believe it. I'll leave it to you to come to your own conclusion, but please be aware it doesn't make for pleasant reading!

Here goes, the translation is "He never fucking touched him. He fucking dived the cheating fucking bastard. Never a fucking penalty ref"!

Shocking eh?

If only the ref had immediate access to Google Translate, it would change football and that's for sure!

 

[Duncan Iceglide]

After reading a sentence explaining why the WBA chap fell inside the penalty area and actually hearing the same explanation on Radio 2 this morning, I needed clarification as I didn't understand the words used.

Google translate to the rescue, so I inputed '' He anticipated contact so went down. Always a pen''.

Well, was I surprised and gobsmacked at the translation, and really I'm not too sure whether to believe it. I'll leave it to you to come to your own conclusion, but please be aware it doesn't make for pleasant reading!

Here goes, the translation is "He never fucking touched him. He fucking dived the cheating fucking bastard. Never a fucking penalty ref"!

Shocking eh?

If only the ref had immediate access to Google Translate, it would change football and that's for sure!

Your having us on Wad

This is what I got.

''彼は接触を予想していたのでダウンした。常にペン」

 

[222Mark]

I'm having to use google translate to understand a baggies fan at work today.

He said (I think) "The only person that cheated last night was the referee"

 

[WOWM]

" Anticipated contact" and " Bought a penalty". Why can't we say what it really is.......... Cheating.

 

[Lord Edgington]

After reading a sentence explaining why the WBA chap fell inside the penalty area and actually hearing the same explanation on Radio 2 this morning, I needed clarification as I didn't understand the words used.

Google translate to the rescue, so I inputed '' He anticipated contact so went down. Always a pen''.

Well, was I surprised and gobsmacked at the translation, and really I'm not too sure whether to believe it. I'll leave it to you to come to your own conclusion, but please be aware it doesn't make for pleasant reading!

Here goes, the translation is "He never fucking touched him. He fucking dived the cheating fucking bastard. Never a fucking penalty ref"!

Shocking eh?

If only the ref had immediate access to Google Translate, it would change football and that's for sure!

Well I got
No nuts were used in the making of this dive and the participants retain the right to be gender fluid