( with apologies to Hey Jude)
| Hey Pete, your very bad |
| You made this Club in to a laughing matter |
| Remember to clear off, you old fart |
| Then we can start to get better |
| He Pete, don't be afraid |
| You need to go and get on twitter, |
| You're finished here, get in the bin |
| You make things worse not better |
| And the times you give us pain, hey Pete, refrain |
| Go somewhere else, get off our shoulders |
| For well you know you’re a fool who isn't cool |
| You make this world a little colder |
| Bla, bla, bla, baa-baa |
| Bla, bla, baa-baa |
| Hey Pete, where going down |
| You've been found out, now go and retire ( just get out, but not back in) |
| Remember you really must depart |
| Then we will start to get better |
| Just get out but not back in, Hey Pete, begin |
| You need someone new to perform with |
| And we know stagnation's down to you, Hey Pete, just you |
| Go S(h)it on someone elses shoulder |
| Bla, bla, bla, baa-baa |
| Bla, bla, baa-baa |
| Hey Pete, you're very bad |
| You made this Club in to a laughing matter |
| You're finished here get in the bin |
| You make things worse not better |
| then we'll get better, better, better, better, better, oh yeah! |
| Bla, bla, bla, baa-baa |
| Bla, bla, baa-baa |
