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Is it just me…

Is it just me…

we best not mention the time you got locked in that Subforum for 48 hours and came out with hairiest palms this side of Burnley
I heard that's the first time anyone went in there and came out alive.
 
Woah.... hang on just one cotton-pickin' minute.

Why was my name randomly picked out of the tombola. I'm no peeping Tom Bola perverted sex fiend.

(much)

Then explain this...

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I'm just wondering, was it the pooing on Snowdon that got me this reputation, or something else?

It's the company you keep. You're always knocking around with that bloody Sidney Snot. People are gonna talk...

There's also the shitting the bed incident over in Greece and hiding the dirty linen in the bottom of the wardrobe. 😆 We've still got a couple of years worth of piss taking left with that classic, you're not off the hook yet.

I mean, that'll do it as far as gaining a reputation goes.
 
It's the company you keep. You're always knocking around with that bloody Sidney Snot. People are gonna talk...

There's also the shitting the bed incident over in Greece and hiding the dirty linen in the bottom of the wardrobe. 😆 We've still got a couple of years worth of piss taking left with that classic, you're not off the hook yet.

I mean, that'll do it as far as gaining a reputation goes.
Sid lives in an igloo in the frozen Arctic north. He has a collection of nice rugs and a Leonard Cohen collection on vinyl, although the frigid temperatures play havoc with his needle.

I live in a large pile in rural South Ribble, drinking rum.

You can't bribe me with the Greece shitting story. I freely admit it and will write it in my memoirs in my dotage.

(The pooing on Snowdon was definitely a mishap though. I'm banged to rights there.)
 
Sid lives in an igloo in the frozen Arctic north. He has a collection of nice rugs and a Leonard Cohen collection on vinyl, although the frigid temperatures play havoc with his needle.

I live in a large pile in rural South Ribble, drinking rum.

You can't bribe me with the Greece shitting story. I freely admit it and will write it in my memoirs in my dotage.

(The pooing on Snowdon was definitely a mishap though. I'm banged to rights there.)

It's an age(d) 'thing'.
 
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