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Masterpiece

Masterpiece

I are only pulling your leg. The emoji option doesn't work on my phone for some reason so no smiley .

Grammer!!

At the end of World War 2 the British Government had 7,000,000 rattles to dispose of. A retail outlet (Rattles R Us) was established and they were offered to football supporters for eightpence ha'penny each. You try and get a tune out of one of those bloody things 😀.

For our younger viewers, here's an example of the aforementioned rattle. No apologies whatsoever for the gentleman in the picture.

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"If I had the wings of an angel,
the dirty black arse of a crow,
Id fly over blackpool tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below."
 
I had a rattle! 9 years old. Wet spam fans pissed off. Reckon we have the better team now. Just balances, just weights.
 
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