New words

[Gordon Bennett]

Some new PNE words and phrases

Any more?

Madsturbate
To pleasure oneself by watching endless replays of random Frokjaer skills.

Scouse-warming
A small party hosted by Ryan Lowe to welcome new players to the training ground.

Duanecheck
Leaving Holmes on the bench for no obvious reason
“I see Lowe decided to take a Duanecheck…”

Ledspectations
Expecting a dire performance because Ryan Ledson is starting
“Well, that was better than I ledspected”

Impottsible
Pulling off the spectacular.
“He scored from an impottsible angle”

Pete and two veg
A weekly meeting between Ridsdale, Lowe and Marsh.

 

[Bobbage]

Bestiality.

A filthy curling ball from the left.

 

[Kathryn]

Chedbutt.

A head butt resulting in a yellow card rather than a red.

 

[Bobbage]

Late On Stewart

Self explanatory really.

 

[Libertine]

Bestivities
The fun a right winger has when he sees that he'll be afforded the freedom of his side of the pitch.
"I see that Isaiah is enjoying the Bestivities this evening."

 

[ChuckD]

Woodburnout

When you feel like giving up and going home.

 

[Wisemen say]

Mad(s) as fuck
Left out of starting 11 again.

 

[Bobbage]

Deepdale Duck

When you see Ledson and Brady on the teamsheet, and the pub is more appealing...

 

[Libertine]

Finneyky
When the old boys are getting a bit restless about a performance and hark back to how good it was when Sir Tom played.

 

[beagleman]

Holmes under the hammer

The phrase to use when the vertically challenged midfielder is having a poor game against his opposite number ...

 

[beagleman]

WINDY MILLAR

Used to describe the cramp ridden winger the morning after a rare evening out celebrating a win with his team chums at Dirty Alis Curry Emporium in Manchester

 

[Libertine]

UnAmoosed
When you sign a wonderkid from Liverpool (or any prem team) and he's a bit gash.

"Well to be quite frank I'm decidedly unamoosed by that new kid from Liverpool."

 

[Bobbage]

Millimetres

The rate at which a crazy Montenegrin rapidly closes down a defender

 

[beagleman]

IS THAT RIIS ?
A whimsical utterance when you have sat on a duck in the family stand and everyone stares at you ...
See also...Thats for stoppages, Foul Throw and Best check VAR

 

[Kholek]

Bradied
verb
past tense: bradied; past participle: bradied

1. 1.
   Finding yourself in an advantageous situation despite a lack of ability
   "Failed the test but bradied my way into the finals"

 

[john2321]

Lowexpects, Everyone except you have to shoulder the blame.

 

[Grezzaball]

LoweBall

The dislike towards a brand of football.

 

[Bobbage]

Scousewashing

The post match briefing (usually to the in-house media team) saying "we wuz fantastichhh" "let the shackles off secund arrrf" and "played sum good football at times, creating good chances" when there were zero shots on target.

 

[Mer5eywhite]

Browned off

The feeling you get when you see the manager’s midfield selection and notice the opposition rubbing their hands

 

[Gordon Bennett]

Daylight Nobbery
The practice of charging £15 for a £1 mug because it has the club crest on it.