North End win because.......

[southernwhite]

As I haven't seen a caption competition recently I thought I would start a comedy thread!

So the rules are no serious reasons, ie pne win because lowe is playing Browne at rwb,,,
Here's my effort... .. North End are winning because I ONLY eat pot noodles for lunch.

Can anyone do any better?

 

[Randall Flagg]

As I haven't seen a caption competition recently I thought I would start a comedy thread!

So the rules are no serious reasons, ie pne win because lowe is playing Browne at rwb,,,
Here's my effort... .. North End are winning because I ONLY eat pot noodles for lunch.

Can anyone do any better?

I had a thing for years where I wouldn't buy a programme because I thought it was bad luck.

 

[Soapy]

Dry fucking January ended. What a stupid idea.

 

[222Mark]

Dry fucking January ended. What a stupid idea.

When did you do dry January?

 

[Silverback]

When did you do dry January?

While he was sleeping. 🤣

 

[deepdaledreamer]

Here's my effort... .. North End are winning because I ONLY eat pot noodles for lunch.

North End are winning because Riis is now on the menu!!

 

[Soapy]

North End are winning because Riis is now on the menu!!

One for 222Mark that.

 

[Walrus]

I keep predicting a loss in a prediction competion! Refuse to back them now...

 

[Seamustasmania]

North are winning because Lowe went Mads

 

[StevieB]

North End are winning 'cause I've got me Badges La.

 

[Kendale]

Because I'm in Oz...(unbeaten since being here) it will change when I attend, back in my seat against Rotherham!

 

[Bobbage]

...because I swapped my pre-match pies for steak bakes.

 

[outreacher]

Because we are the business, and on an unstoppable run to the promised land, make way, West Brom, Hull and other pretenders, we are the North End on a mission

 

[Robert Edwards]

Because we are absolutely fucking massive !!!

 

[SMURF]

Because I've gone from two to three weetabix every morning

 

[Adelaide-white]

Because I have stopped having a ham shank every day.

 

[Seamustasmania]

Because I'm in Oz...(unbeaten since being here) it will change when I attend, back in my seat against Rotherham!

Welcome to ‘strayah’ mate 👍

 

[Seamustasmania]

One for 222Mark that.

Riss lightning .. go Riss lightning

 

[jakehake]

I keep predicting a loss in a prediction competion! Refuse to back them now...

I’d given up predicting completely as couldn’t bring myself to predict defeats and am now too scared to start again

 

[beagleman]

They scored more goals than the other team ??