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When he passes the ball it leads to a goal
Thats "Maz" Frokjaer
Hes a Dane and a White who thinks Blackpool are sH*ite
Thats "Maz" Frokjaer
Our number ten who.s been sent from Heaven
Thats "Maz"Frojkaer
When the ball hits the net, ilke a f***ing rocket
Thats "Maz" Frokjaer
 
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My apologies if this is anybody on here 😂 but is it any wonder the player chants are dwindling when this is the quality of suggestions. So bad.
 
Given the best our fans can normally do is just add ‘du du du du’ after someone’s name, even if it doesn’t fit from a syllables POV, how about this:

To the tune of United’s old chant for Vidic:

Thierry, woahh,
Thierry, woahh.
He’s lightning down the wing,
He makes the Preston sing…

Even the top corner of the Town End could get on board with this, surely? It’s better than absolute garbage like this, anyway.
 
Doyler said:
Given the best our fans can normally do is just add ‘du du du du’ after someone’s name, even if it doesn’t fit from a syllables POV, how about this:

To the tune of United’s old chant for Vidic:

Thierry, woahh,
Thierry, woahh.
He’s lightning down the wing,
He makes the Preston sing…

Even the top corner of the Town End could get on board with this, surely? It’s better than absolute garbage like this, anyway.
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Good option, nice and simple that but not too dull, that’s what we need to catch on.

My thought was to Gold by Spandau Ballet:

Small (Small)
Always believing in Small
You’ve got the power to score
You are unstoppable, always believing
Thierry Small (Small)
 


Apologies for the Liverpool link and the blatant, shameful plageurism...but could we see this catch on?

You can hear them crying in Blackpool
Odel Offiah's White and Blue!
One look at a Deepdale and he said "wow!
Fuck off lashers - I'm a Nobber now"

Na na na na na na na na na
 
Heck Tuah said:


Apologies for the Liverpool link and the blatant, shameful plageurism...but could we see this catch on?

You can hear them crying in Blackpool
Odel Offiah's White and Blue!
One look at a Deepdale and he said "wow!
Fuck off lashers - I'm a Nobber now"

Na na na na na na na na na
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Like that tbf, one I had made similar reference to fucking them lot off:

To the tune of Ring of fire - Johnny Cash

Signed from Brighton, Odel Offiah

Cause the Scum stayed down and the Preston were higher

And we’ll sing, sing, sing, Odel Offiah, Odel Offiah
 
Heck Tuah said:


Apologies for the Liverpool link and the blatant, shameful plageurism...but could we see this catch on?

You can hear them crying in Blackpool
Odel Offiah's White and Blue!
One look at a Deepdale and he said "wow!
Fuck off lashers - I'm a Nobber now"

Na na na na na na na na na
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Love it
 


He came from Wednesday
To play for PNE

They wouldn't pay him
We got him on a free

He'll win the headers and
score the goals for us

His name's Michael Smith
But we just call him Smudge

Duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh
 
Thierry Small, Thierry Small flying down the wing,
Thierry Small, Thierry Small putting crosses in.
He wins the ball, he does it all,
Thierry Small.

To the Robin Hood tune.
 
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