I think that might have been me to be honest. I'm sure I'll get it right next time🙁
“ push , Mr Troutface , push ... one more , last push , MrTroutface... puuuuuuuuuush.
-congratulations - it’s a football match .”
I think that might have been me to be honest. I'm sure I'll get it right next time🙁
“ push , Mr Troutface , push ... one more , last push , MrTroutface... puuuuuuuuuush.
-congratulations - it’s a football match .”
I was still looking for a bloke to take my ticket stub... the lovely lady steward sped things up though. Apologies to anybody kept waiting due to me failing to grasp the idea that electronic turnstiles are meant to speed things up!
I'm sure once me and my kind get used to it, then it'll be a blessing that we have them!
That Lady Steward was a Midwife mate !
🙂
Two gates in the STF were blocked off due to malfunctioning card readers. Luckily I was early and breezed through a different gate with not much fuss.
The only issue was the guy in front of me successfully inserted card , got the green light ......... and stood there.
And stood there.
Then he called a steward - lost his time slot and had to go through the whole process again .
Then he stood there. Again.
“ push the fuckin barrier mate ! “ the cry went up.
So he stood there.
Again.
Was it steve mclaren. I noted he was twenty minutes late
Was it steve mclaren. I noted he was twenty minutes late
Was it steve mclaren. I noted he was twenty minutes late
Not like a McClaren to be late.
Ahh but he did remember to bring his rather large brown leather Filofax!?
It's a perfectly fine system. Works perfectly.....unless you're a fucking moron that is.
Saw a few people standing there like lemons not knowing what to do. Some woman was just randomly waving her ticket in the air for some reason.
How can having a card thats not working make me a moron you fucking dickhead. A keyboard tough guy. Prick