PNE commandments

[Gordon Bennett]

I know we all want to sign a striker and RWB, but what we really need is a comprehensive set of PNE commandments.

I’ll start…

THOU SHALT PLACE NO CLUB BEFORE PRESTON

 

[Mer5eywhite]

Honour thy owner and thy tax bill.

 

[Æthelstan]

THOU SHALT NEVER EAT A TANGERINE

 

[Gordon Bennett]

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT BRADULTERY

 

[OB1]

Thou shalt not get your hopes up during a transfer window

 

[Bobbage]

Thou shalt not wear orange boots.

 

[Jack Daniels]

Thou shalt not have meat within the sacred pie.

 

[WE8POOL]

Thou shall be thankful for what entertainment we are about to receive on match days

 

[Liberation]

Thou shall be thankful for what entertainment we are about to receive on match days

Thou shalt not get out of your coffin during the day.

 

[Bobbage]

Thou shalt only have RWB cover Olosunde...

 

[OB1]

Thou shalt not get out of your coffin during the day.

Wrong We8 Libs!

 

[Ando60]

Thou shalt not have meat within the sacred pie.

This is my favourite up to now !!!

It would look good on a banner that….

 

[WE8POOL]

Thou shalt not get out of your coffin during the day.

That should be for we8pne

 

[Gordon Bennett]

THOU SHALT LAUGH AT THY NEIGHBOUR’S POSITION

 

[outreacher]

Keep the faith in the promised land, though knows not when it may come.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Though shalt not covet they opponent's Right Wing Back.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Thou shalt offer carnal knowledge of thy wife to Joseph Garner.

 

[Mashimbo]

Thou shall not nick our fucking flags

 

[Baldygit]

Thou shalt not question the Riddlers honesty and integrity on all footballing matters

 

[Dirty Harry]

Thou shalt wash out thy sons mouth if he considers following Blackpool FC