It may just be best in future if at the end of a game, if it is a bit of a disappointing result, we roll-out the 'wheel of blame', a bit similar to the old 'wheel of fortune' gameshow.
A member of the crowd gets selected to come down onto the pitch and give it a spin, with the wheel containing many of the usual suspects to be blamed. Whatever reason it lands on, rightly or wrongly gets the blame that week and can be the scapegoat and we can all go home knowing who / what to blame and save on the arguing.
Categories on the wheel will need altering as circumstances / players change, but to start with we could have some of the following options:
- Ben Pearson's disciplinary record.
- The referee.
- Alan Browne.
- Deepdale being like a morgue.
- Alan Brown.
- The ticket office.
- Paul Gallagher.
- Hemmings' fiscal policy towards the club.
- The lack of unreserved seating.
- Callum Robinson.
- Callum Robinson's gloves.
- Harrop only ever being a sub.
- Brightly coloured football boots.
Feel free to add your own 🙂