Sedds caption competition...

[northendmanc]

 

[Dirty Harry]

'Dave Seddon looks delighted as a computer geek shows him how to delete his internet search history.'

 

[SMURF]

someone stole his big mac while he was talking

 

[Sports Trader]

Sedds struggled to hide his surprise when asked to describe the picture of Mavididi they had just found.

 

[Nobber]

Sedds tells Kevin Kilbane that if he doesn't get off his laptop he will throttle him.

 

[raefil]

More than a handfuls a waste.

 

[pnematic]

Backroom staff caught watching Celebrity Love Island during office hours.

 

[jcfartpants]

You should see the size of my nobber.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"This Lad, is my usual grip when playing with myself"

 

[Norts 1531]

'Sedds enjoys first ever documented blow-job delivered by an invisible woman.'

 

[pnematic]

'Sedds enjoys first ever documented blow-job delivered by an invisible woman.'

Earlier , she had strangled the mime artist and everyone applauded.

 

[Oldbutnotdone]

Sedds is measuring up the size of shafting we are going to give Birmingham at the weekend.

 

[Baldygit]

If he doesn't stop watching Blackpool on that laptop it won't be his head I squeeze

 

[Holdy_]

And gregan said "batter this"

 

[Farmboy]

Sedds discussing Grayson and the reasons he left, one being how much fatter his wallet is each week.

 

[Mickypne]

Sedds discussing Grayson and the reasons he left, one being how much fatter his wallet is each week.

I once went to the Chippy with Jon Parkin and he had a Chip barm this big.

 

[northendmanc]

I presume Sedds at least lurks on here, does he ever post?

 

[Traci Foxx]

I presume Sedds at least lurks on here, does he ever post?

He would be a bufoon not to, particularly if he wants to minimise his research time.
Not sure I understand the 'Sedds' love in. Must be a twitter thing.

 

[Tino]

He would be a bufoon not to, particularly if he wants to minimise his research time.
Not sure I understand the 'Sedds' love in. Must be a twitter thing.

He comes across as a nice guy, but tends to just report the facts I find, very little opinion on players and playing styles. I guess he won't want to say anything that could threaten his relationship with the club and he was certainly pally with Grayson.

 

[Strongbow]

Sedds : So I was massaging Grayson's head 'like this' and all his hair started to fall out .... straight up !!!!!!

Other bloke : Right, How do you spell alopecia ?