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Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
 
Kathryn said:
Too many big words for ‘Da yoofs ‘. Would they even know about Top Cat or would they just think the tune is from that TV ad?
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Thanks for the ageism there Kathryn and to answer your question...yes 'da yoofs' do know about top cat and its tune as episodes were on childrens channels ,and possibly still are, such as boomerang only a few years ago. In addition, i would also like to say that there's a bunch of yoofs up in the corner who try and start songs they have created with 'long words' in but all you boring oldies dont seem to sing along. Oh sorry, was i just ageist...woops! Ps. People like you should think before you speak , or type in this instance, as you'll just look like a right tit. Have a good one ��
 
Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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Very Good fettler.......
 
Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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Just Purrrrfect! 😀
 
Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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Utter genius, top marks!
 
Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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That should be printed onto a poster and presented to him when he either leaves or retires
 
Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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May I suggest third line in the second verse to read

He's tops for defence .
Otherwise, well done. 9 out of 10. A big improvement on your last school report.🙂
 
What’s with the having a pop at our younger fans? Aren’t they the ones that will carry the future of the club forward? If you don’t remember singing daft songs, or contantly having a go at Bumley, Blacksperm, Boltscum or Blackpoo, don’t moan at our younger fans for doong so- it’s called having a laugh and enjoying the day.

Fuck me it’s like they’re robbing your pensions.
 
PrestonUltras81 said:
Thanks for the ageism there Kathryn and to answer your question...yes 'da yoofs' do know about top cat and its tune as episodes were on childrens channels ,and possibly still are, such as boomerang only a few years ago. In addition, i would also like to say that there's a bunch of yoofs up in the corner who try and start songs they have created with 'long words' in but all you boring oldies dont seem to sing along. Oh sorry, was i just ageist...woops! Ps. People like you should think before you speak , or type in this instance, as you'll just look like a right tit. Have a good one ��
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Madferret said:
What’s with the having a pop at our younger fans? Aren’t they the ones that will carry the future of the club forward? If you don’t remember singing daft songs, or contantly having a go at Bumley, Blacksperm, Boltscum or Blackpoo, don’t moan at our younger fans for doong so- it’s called having a laugh and enjoying the day.

Fuck me it’s like they’re robbing your pensions.
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It seems that ‘da yoofs’ have a limited sense of humour. My use of ‘da yoofs’ should have been a clue. It’s bants innit?
 
It would appear that it's ok to go on about flasks and blankets when referring to the more "senior" (and I mean that in an age way not in a superior sort of way) of our our fans, but when the role is reversed, all-be-it in jest, they "don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwareing" ha! ha!
 
royribble said:
It would appear that it's ok to go on about flasks and blankets when referring to the more "senior" (and I mean that in an age way not in a superior sort of way) of our our fans, but when the role is reversed, all-be-it in jest, they "don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwareing" ha! ha!
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Very true roy?

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Chartley said:
Tom Clarke, the most effectual
Tom Clarke, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity

Tom Clarke
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the best defender
In the championship
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Yes he's the chief, he's the king
But above everything
He's the most tip top
Tom Clarke

Tom Clarke
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Excellent effort, Chartley.

I’ll sing this tomorrow, if Tom shouts to Pearson, “Benny, the ball”
 
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