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Truly Unbelievable

Truly Unbelievable

I've taken the lot of you on and stuffed you. That however is admittedly nothing to crow about because you provide such feeble opposition.


only in your head mate, only in your head.
 
Voldemort said:
Taken to the cleaners says this wanker called Neil Young who's too shit scared to go on Radio Lancs despite several challenges. What was that you said about me being banned?

Your posting is so woeful matey that you come over as someone desperate. I've taken the lot of you on and stuffed you. That however is admittedly nothing to crow about because you provide such feeble opposition.

I infer from your ramblings that you are not very successful or tell me matey should that be succesful? Back you go into your straight jacket.Now that Whittingham no longer exists where do they keep you locked up?
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Of all the people to misspell "strait jacket" its ironical that this Knob Jockey should do so, given he must be trussed up in one so regularly.
 
Voldemort said:
Alf "nearly" is the crap you willingly accept. Try this one, both Burnley and Blackpool in only their one shot at the big time pulled it off. It is your any old crap will do attitude that has consigned PNE to half a century of failure.
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So you're saying that if the club had listened to you, we would definitely, without question, have won one of the play-off finals and gone up?
 
Alf check out the players on another thread I've itemised. I will leave you to draw your own conclusions but I would argue on that post the evidence I've provided is fairly conclusive.

As for you Unconvinced, sorry to tell you this mate but after several years on here I remain. I've put up with all manner of threats both physical and verbal yet the collective lot of you cannot shut me up. You have all proved incapable of destroying my arguments. Not a single one of you, after all these years, has come up with a coherent alternative to the Trader Concept which would have enabled the club to stand on it's own feet and stop going to Ucle Trev. for yet more handouts.
 
Voldemort said:
Taken to the cleaners says this wanker called Neil Young who's too shit scared to go on Radio Lancs despite several challenges. What was that you said about me being banned?

Your posting is so woeful matey that you come over as someone desperate. I've taken the lot of you on and stuffed you. That however is admittedly nothing to crow about because you provide such feeble opposition.

I infer from your ramblings that you are not very successful or tell me matey should that be succesful? Back you go into your straight jacket.Now that Whittingham no longer exists where do they keep you locked up?
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Even for you that was a like being ravaged by a dead sheep. You are washed up , done over, found wanting, defeated, have no credibility, you are a dodo, people laugh at you, you are an Embarrassment.....

'E’s not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Voldemort is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-Voldemort!!
 
Neil Young a word of advice. Do not under any circumstances leave your current job. A comedian you certainly aren't.

You will observe you are still not on iggy. The reason? You amuse me. Now then when can we all expect you to appear on radio Lancs?

Finally if people laugh at me I don't give a toss because I do not value their or your opinion and after your lies you cannot be taken seriously. You ultimately fell on your own sword.
 
Voldemort said:
Neil Young a word of advice. Do not under any circumstances leave your current job. A comedian you certainly aren't.

You will observe you are still not on iggy. The reason? You amuse me. Now then when can we all expect you to appear on radio Lancs?

Finally if people laugh at me I don't give a toss because I do not value their or your opinion and after your lies you cannot be taken seriously. You ultimately fell on your own sword.
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In which case why have you posted 5,370 times on this forum?

What you should do is write down your views on a piece of paper, place them on the fire and let the smoke take them up to Father Christmas. However I don't think even Santa would respond....

Missing you already...
 
Voldemort

oh dear. I do think you are very readable and there is often a kernel of uncomfortable truth in what you say. But when you reach the point of being unable to differentiate between a fact and your own opinion I think it's a sign you should take a deep breath or go and lie down.

You are right that the club is in a pitiful state. You are right to expose the criminal mismanagement of it. But you don't have any particularly compelling solutions to the problems either, and pretending that you have is just making you look very foolish.
 
WarrenJoyce9 said:
I've laid off you kessilcock despite you being a self righteous turd year upon year. But you've really done it now you twat. You're more poisonous than Robert Mugabi. You dried up spiv.

I'm now devoting my life to fucking you up, I despise you.

Every thought you have is moaning misery. It's become too much even for me, a liberal, patient man.

I want your head on a silver plate you tedious time wasting cunt.
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Well said WJ9. 😀

Finally, why are you Mr Ringadingalinga so eager for Neil Young to appear on Radio Lancs? What point would it prove?

Before i go, are you related to this bloke?

 
Voldemort said:
Neil Young a word of advice. Do not under any circumstances leave your current job. A comedian you certainly aren't.

You will observe you are still not on iggy. The reason? You amuse me. Now then when can we all expect you to appear on radio Lancs?

Finally if people laugh at me I don't give a toss because I do not value their or your opinion and after your lies you cannot be taken seriously. You ultimately fell on your own sword.
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When are you having that Voldemort Vs Maurice 1on1 on Radio Lancashire? You know, like the one you had with Derek on that Thursday night? You know the one? You announced it on here that is DEFINITELY going ahead so you must remember it?
 
Voldemort said:
Burnley get my hot tip Howe. We got Brown.

Burnley pull off the brilliant signing of Austin (remember when I recommended him last season). We get Clarke and are about to repeat the mistakes of the previous half century by blowing our dosh on the utterly crap Iwelumo. Burnley fans just cannot believe they've signed Austin and are going to be able to DUMP Iwelumo on us.

Brown and Horton have well and truly put PNE on the road to perdition. I almost forgot to add Ashbee. Yes at 34 he's gong to be an absolute corker.It's panning out exactly as I told you all it would, these two clowns are so connected all they can come up with are ageing journeymen.They think it's all over. It is now.

JOKE CLUB. JOKE MANAGER.
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I hope we continue signing as many golden oldies as possible, just in the hope that you die of a heart attack from it.

Oh and for your information your "hot tip" was Michael Appleton, not Eddie Howe. What money were we going to use to sign Austin because we would have had to offer him a damn sight more than recently relegated from the Premier League Burnley, because we are bottom of the league. Hardly an attractive proposition.
 
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Voldemort said:
Alf check out the players on another thread I've itemised. I will leave you to draw your own conclusions but I would argue on that post the evidence I've provided is fairly conclusive.

As for you Unconvinced, sorry to tell you this mate but after several years on here I remain. I've put up with all manner of threats both physical and verbal yet the collective lot of you cannot shut me up. You have all proved incapable of destroying my arguments. Not a single one of you, after all these years, has come up with a coherent alternative to the Trader Concept which would have enabled the club to stand on it's own feet and stop going to Ucle Trev. for yet more handouts.
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thats because you dismiss anybody elses opinion offhand and continue to ramble on and on about your trader concept and 5 year plan, not to mention slating every single signing made and completely avoiding challenges like a leo messi of debate and argument. (although lacking skill and finesse it has to be said) ive not seen you answer a single question posted to you in the year or so i have been a member. you just continue to shout over everybody until they just give up and do something else. if this were a real live debate in a room full of people you would be thrown out or twatted or both! as for being threatened, how many times do you go on about the so called "faces" you know up and down the nation?
 
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unconvinced said:
thats because you dismiss anybody elses opinion offhand and continue to ramble on and on about your trader concept and 5 year plan, not to mention slating every single signing made and completely avoiding challenges like a leo messi of debate and arguement. (although lacking skill and finesse it has to be said) ive not seen you answer a single question posted to you in the year or so i have been a member. you just continue to shout over everybody until they just give up and do something else. if this were a real live debate in a room full of people you would be thrown out or twatted or both! as for being threatened, how many times do you go on about the so called "faces" you know up and down the nation?
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This has actually happened.
 
Again Raefil you are a liar. I was not thrown out of the meeting you refer to and laughed at how it was made up that I'd tried to smash a chair over someone's head. And you have lied about the moderator phoned. You are an outright liar boy and you know it. You've resorted to such lies because you can't win a debate. As for being thrown out of a room Unconvinced or twatted? Sorry to disappoint you Sonny Jim but that didn't happen at the Kirkham meeting. To piss you off even further I was actually applauded after my mini speech and that one even surprised me.

On the issue of "faces" you twat Uncovinced, it's a matter of record that I do know these people and I just happen to be owed quite a few favours. Now work that one out for yourself. Having said that you mouth one of my proudest moments was when myself and several "faces" from West Ham were ejected from the Finney stand. One of those guys is now a millionaire and was 4th in command at the ICF. Having being subjected to extreme provocation those very "faces" didn't react and were led down the steps to join the Irons fans in the Kop along with myself. The fact is had they wanted to they could have hospitalised every last one of those Preston fans mouthing it off but they didn't because they knew I would be banned. I vividly remember one Preston fan melting away when Jeff offered to meet him outside the ground after the game. So Unconvinced you absolute twit I remain proud that not a single punch was thrown. Now that's what I call class!

Unconvinced I haven't slated every signing made you ignoramus as I praised the acquisition of Treacy and Coutts. The problem is we haven't signed many good quality players but that one's gone clean over your head.

Now come on Raefil really crank yourself and have a go at me because you're failing abysmally at the moment. I suppose you're pissed off I outed you about your fcuking useless footy manuals from which you can't quote a single lesson you've learned. Garbage in, garbage out!
 
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Voldemort said:
Again Raefil you are a liar. I was not thrown out of the meeting you refer to and laughed at how it was made up that I'd tried to smash a chair over someone's head. And you have lied about the moderator phoned. You are an outright liar boy and you know it. You've resorted to such lies because you can't win a debate. As for being thrown out of a room Unconvinced or twatted? Sorry to disappoint you Sonny Jim but that didn't happen at the Kirkham meeting. To piss you off even further I was actually applauded after my mini speech and that one even surprised me.

On the issue of "faces" you twat Uncovinced, it's a matter of record that I do know these people and I just happen to be owed quite a few favours. Now work that one out for yourself. Having said that you mouth one of my proudest moments was when myself and several "faces" from West Ham were ejected from the Finney stand. One of those guys is now a millionaire and was 4th in command at the ICF. Having being subjected to extreme provocation those very "faces" didn't react and were led down the steps to join the Irons fans in the Kop along with myself. The fact is had they wanted to they could have hospitalised every last one of those Preston fans mouthing it off but they didn't because they knew I would be banned. I vividly remember one Preston fan melting away when Jeff offered to meet him outside the ground after the game. So Unconvinced you absolute twit I remain proud that not a single punch was thrown. Now that's what I call class!

Unconvinced I haven't slated every signing made Unconvinced you ignoramus as I praised the acquisition of Treacy and Coutts. The problem is we haven't signed many good quality players but that one's gone clean over your head.

Now come on Raefil really crank yourself and have a go at me because you're failing abysmally at the moment. I suppose you're pissed off I outed you about your fcuking useless footy manuals from which you can't quote a sinlge lesson you've learned.
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Liar.

A football hooligan with class? Do me a favour.
 
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Voldemort said:
Again Raefil you are a liar. I was not thrown out of the meeting you refer to and laughed at how it was made up that I'd tried to smash a chair over someone's head. And you have lied about the moderator phoned. You are an outright liar boy and you know it. You've resorted to such lies because you can't win a debate. As for being thrown out of a room Unconvinced or twatted? Sorry to disappoint you Sonny Jim but that didn't happen at the Kirkham meeting. To piss you off even further I was actually applauded after my mini speech and that one even surprised me.

On the issue of "faces" you twat Uncovinced, it's a matter of record that I do know these people and I just happen to be owed quite a few favours. Now work that one out for yourself. Having said that you mouth one of my proudest moments was when myself and several "faces" from West Ham were ejected from the Finney stand. One of those guys is now a millionaire and was 4th in command at the ICF. Having being subjected to extreme provocation those very "faces" didn't react and were led down the steps to join the Irons fans in the Kop along with myself. The fact is had they wanted to they could have hospitalised every last one of those Preston fans mouthing it off but they didn't because they knew I would be banned. I vividly remember one Preston fan melting away when Jeff offered to meet him outside the ground after the game. So Unconvinced you absolute twit I remain proud that not a single punch was thrown. Now that's what I call class!

Unconvinced I haven't slated every signing made Unconvinced you ignoramus as I praised the acquisition of Treacy and Coutts. The problem is we haven't signed many good quality players but that one's gone clean over your head.

Now come on Raefil really crank yourself and have a go at me because you're failing abysmally at the moment. I suppose you're pissed off I outed you about your fcuking useless footy manuals from which you can't quote a sinlge lesson you've learned.
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Chortle, nice rant andrew but Im afraid your little paddy at that meeting has been well documented and laughed at over the years, I still love the bit where you were jumping up and down at the door window trying to see inside though. Credit to you, comedy gold for that one.
 
raefil said:
Chortle, nice rant andrew but Im afraid your little paddy at that meeting has been well documented and laughed at over the years, I still love the bit where you were jumping up and down at the door window trying to see inside though. Credit to you, comedy gold for that one.
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This is fact.
 
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