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Voldemort's Return

Voldemort's Return

Jack Daniels said:
Forget the US High Command story. Older posters on here of Forums previous will remember this corker...😀

Our hero (The Ring although he might have been Dr Strangelove back then) was on board a plane when it became a situation whereby both Pilots were for whatever reason incapacitated in some way, all hell breaks loose as people panic as the plane starts to drop height at an alarming rate...step forward our hero to save the day by taking control of the plane and landing it in a successful manner saving the lives of a plane full of passengers. 😀

The funny thing is is that despite reading this epic tale on here courtesy of our hero, i never read about it in the media nor saw it on the National News.

Media blackout i suppose...🙄
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could make it into a film and call it airplane staring Leslie Neilson (and dont call me shirley)
 
Voldemort said:
You will observe that on my temporary return I have immediately generated in excess of 5,000 hits. Such is the popularity of Voldemort but I no longer have the time to waste on here.
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Still a thick cunt aren't we?!?!?

98% of people who reply to this thread do so in order to let you know that, time and time again!!

I wish I wasn't on iggy. Then I could remind him what a coward and a snivelling gobshite he really is. Fancy running away from me at a football match!!
 
Jack Daniels said:
Forget the US High Command story. Older posters on here of Forums previous will remember this corker...😀

Our hero (The Ring although he might have been Dr Strangelove back then) was on board a plane when it became a situation whereby both Pilots were for whatever reason incapacitated in some way, all hell breaks loose as people panic as the plane starts to drop height at an alarming rate...step forward our hero to save the day by taking control of the plane and landing it in a successful manner saving the lives of a plane full of passengers. 😀

The funny thing is is that despite reading this epic tale on here courtesy of our hero, i never read about it in the media nor saw it on the National News.

Media blackout i suppose...🙄
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Probably because it was Airforce one.
 
and there we have it, Mossy giving it the big one then bottling out of giving his number. You know what Mossy, if it were true what you say then it would be truly hilarious. Unfortunately for you you know you are an outright liar and I have no respect for such loathsome people.

You are no doubt some useless unemployed specimen sponging off the likes of me. Heaven help us if you do by some miracle have a job as I can just imagine you being a typical jobber, probably a traffic warden.

And so old numpty chops you now lose the right to challenge me. No tel. number from you. You bottled it boy. On to "iggy" you go.When it came to the crunch you hadn't the balls to follow it through.

Then we have Jack Daniels surfacing to make up yet more porkies. Off you go too matey. And someone tell that cretinous MJB aka Brutus "I'm your nemesis" he remains irrelevant. He has nothing of interest to say for himself. Who would want to listen to such a clueless, ill educated moron as him.
 
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Voldemort said:
and there we have it, Mossy giving it the big one then bottling out of giving his number. You know what Mossy, if it were true what you say then it would be truly hilarious. Unfortunately for you you know you are an outright liar and I have no respect for such loathsome people.

You are no doubt some usless unemployed specimen sponging off the likes of me. Heaven help us if you do by some miracle have a job as I can just imagine you being a typical jobber, probably a traffic warden.

And so old numpty chops you now lose the right to challenge me. No tel. number from you. You bottled it boy. On to "iggy" you go.When it came to the crunch you hadn't the balls to follow it through.

Then we have Jack Daniels surfacing to make up yet more porkies. Off you go too matey. And someone tell that cretinous MJB aka Brutus "I'm your nemesis" he remains irrelevant. He has nothing of interest to say for himself. Who would want to listen to such a clueless, ill educated moron as him.
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Evening pal, what are your thoughts on the appointment of Zola?
 
Voldemort said:
and there we have it, Mossy giving it the big one then bottling out of giving his number. You know what Mossy, if it were true what you say then it would be truly hilarious. Unfortunately for you you know you are an outright liar and I have no respect for such loathsome people.

You are no doubt some usless unemployed specimen sponging off the likes of me. Heaven help us if you do by some miracle have a job as I can just imagine you being a typical jobber, probably a traffic warden.

And so old numpty chops you now lose the right to challenge me. No tel. number from you. You bottled it boy. On to "iggy" you go.When it came to the crunch you hadn't the balls to follow it through.

Then we have Jack Daniels surfacing to make up yet more porkies. Off you go too matey. And someone tell that cretinous MJB aka Brutus "I'm your nemesis" he remains irrelevant. He has nothing of interest to say for himself. Who would want to listen to such a clueless, ill educated moron as him.
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Not Iggy!

Please Voldemort, not the dreaded iggy! Come on man, please, I beg you not to put me on Iggy!

And if you haven't worked it out that's me being sarcastic you fat Nazi.
 
Voldemort said:
and there we have it, Mossy giving it the big one then bottling out of giving his number. You know what Mossy, if it were true what you say then it would be truly hilarious. Unfortunately for you you know you are an outright liar and I have no respect for such loathsome people.

You are no doubt some usless unemployed specimen sponging off the likes of me. Heaven help us if you do by some miracle have a job as I can just imagine you being a typical jobber, probably a traffic warden.

And so old numpty chops you now lose the right to challenge me. No tel. number from you. You bottled it boy. On to "iggy" you go.When it came to the crunch you hadn't the balls to follow it through.

Then we have Jack Daniels surfacing to make up yet more porkies. Off you go too matey. And someone tell that cretinous MJB aka Brutus "I'm your nemesis" he remains irrelevant. He has nothing of interest to say for himself. Who would want to listen to such a clueless, ill educated moron as him.
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My dad once put his telephone number up on here after you requested it but you bottled out and didn't ring him even though it was up for over an hour and you was posting. When it comes to the crunch YOU are the one who bottles out - unless of course it's saving air passenger or US military lives when you become CAPTAIN EGO
 
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