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Voldemort's Return

Voldemort's Return

Baldygit said:
Hey Voldemort - I like what you did there - reverse the argument. It was you who asked for his number, you who chickened out of ringing him, you who had the opportunity but blew it - he didn't have your number (at least I don't think he had). It obviously wasn't a case of 'wasting ME time' - you asked , he gave, you chickened. You're not very good at this , are you numpty?
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It seems to be a common theme Voldemort chickening out of telephone conversations.
 
Ole said:
Could someone please sum up for me what's gone on in this thread?
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Basically, after telling us that Danny Night Mayor would be the greatest footballer ever to pull on a PNE shirt (and being proved hopelessly wrong) and saying we have a a long line of other talented youngsters coming through (again, Barton aside, hopelessly wrong), Voldemort now expects us to take his suggestion of Michael Appleton for Ferguson's replacement seriously, despite the fact he has zero experience in management. Doubtless with his track record the board will make some use of Voldemort' suggestions from now on - basically try not to lose the will live listening to what he has to say, then always do the opposite. 😉
 
Ole said:
Could someone please sum up for me what's gone on in this thread?

Also from the sound of things, it seems that Voldemort and a few of the other posters have met in person. Did the ill feeling originate from the face to face meetings or did it take place on this forum?
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Voldemort has a history of being a Walter Mitty on here, and a particularly arrogant and petty one at that. Hes threatened people with legal action and with getting people from london "firms" up to preston to have "words" with people, but obviously given my first statement it should really be water off a ducks back for anyone with a modicum of sense, however he really does seem to rile people up.

It seems enough people have met him for it to be common knowledge he isnt just some "internet character", he really is a prize nutter, which makes peoples reaction to him even stranger.
 
wld said:
The Russell situation angers me more than most of the other things that have happened purely because of the total incompetence of it. When he arrived it was made clear that he wasn't fit as he hadn't had a pre season - why the feck not???? And why did we sign an unfit player again? And why did he play in the first game of the season? His ability or otherwise isn't the issue, it's the fitness issue that really frustrated me and still does now.
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im genuinely interested in how you get a player match fit without playing him? Im not being facetious, just want to know.
 
Ole said:
Could someone please sum up for me what's gone on in this thread?

Also from the sound of things, it seems that Voldemort and a few of the other posters have met in person. Did the ill feeling originate from the face to face meetings or did it take place on this forum?
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He wrote a 5 year plan which he sent to the club. They of course (according to him) are following his advice when they do something right but are ignoring him when things go wrong. His policy is to only buy or produce a first team of under 25 year olds who would guarantee Premiership football. He is always right and gets abusive on here when anyone proves him wrong. He does have some good ideas but they get lost in all the attention seeking verbose rhetoric which he spouts.
 
A bit off topic but could someone tell me (maybe by pm) why Danny Mayor keeps getting called Danny NIGHT Mayor. Thanks.
 
Baldygit said:
He wrote a 5 year plan which he sent to the club. They of course (according to him) are following his advice when they do something right but are ignoring him when things go wrong. His policy is to only buy or produce a first team of under 25 year olds who would guarantee Premiership football. He is always right and gets abusive on here when anyone proves him wrong. He does have some good ideas but they get lost in all the attention seeking verbose rhetoric which he spouts.
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Another favourite is to bemoan the lack of "quality debate" and then refuse to enter into any debate about anything with anyone.
 
Let's just remind ourselves of some of the gems the forum halfwit came out with in relation to Danny Night Mayor. These are quite hilarious.

Voldemort said:
The best player we've produced in over a decade
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What an insult to our youth system, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Voldemort said:
The real deal
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Only when we're playing Bamber Bridge in a friendly 😱

Voldemort said:
He has what I call the "IT" factor
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He has what I call the "SHIT" factor .

With your bigging up of Ferguson and Danny Night Mayor your reputation is in tatters. You told us the club was finally implementing your 5 year plan and look where we're heading. Your ideas have been tried and failed. The individuals you backed have destroyed our club. It would be in the club's best interests if you just walked away and went to support someone else - thank goodness you're throwing the towel in and giving up on PNE. Good riddance.
 
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bsk4ever said:
Let's just remind ourselves of some of the gems the forum halfwit came out with in relation Danny Night Mayor. These are quite hilarious.



What an insult to our youth system, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.



Only when we're playing Bamber Bridge in a friendly 😱



He has what I call the "SHIT" factor .

With your bigging up of Ferguson and Danny Night Mayor your reputation is in tatters. You told us the club was finally implementing your 5 year plan and look where we're heading. Your ideas have been tried and failed. The individuals you backed have destroyed our club. It would be in the club's best interests if you just walked away and went to support someone else - thank goodness you're throwing the towel in and giving up on PNE. Good riddance.
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Danny Mayor is just a young lad you soft bastard and your ripping him to fuck every time you talk about him , the sooner someone fills your fucking mouth the better .
 
dirk pnemouse said:
Danny Mayor is just a young lad you soft bastard and your ripping him to fuck every time you talk about him , the sooner someone fills your fucking mouth the better .
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I think there are a few lasher fans on here who would quite happily fill this little wankers mouth lol.

BSK you really are a little nob jockey.

you plan protests and state how things are gonna be at said protest then dont fuckin turn up at the protest your trying to arrange.

You are nothing but a keyboard warrior and a wanker. 'Nuff said!
 
Oh dear BSk what a complete 'twat" you are. Your vindictive pursuit of young Danny Mayor shows you up as anything but a PNE fan and you know what, you remain a mouthy wanker. Why ? You were challenged by me for a showdown at the Wigan game but you didn't want to know. I've also been imformed several other fans on here wanted to meet you but you were a no show. Why is that ? Were you at the meeting with Lindsay ? If so why didn't you introduce yourself to me and say what you've just said about Mayor ? Why weren't you there to question Lindsay ?

Ok let's now systematically rip you to shreds.

1. The youth players have to be surrounded by experienced pros who can cajole them. That's why, you thicko, I argued for a Dave Mackay type character. We have no such players at PNE which means our youngsters are left totally exposed. As for jumping on the back of our youngsters I remember well what happened to Mel Holden when he first started. You would have been slaughtering the lad because on matters football you are just an ignorant taxi driver. After the lad had endured a tough opening period (but I still vividly remember the 30 yard screamer he hit into the back of the Millwall net down at the old CBL) bedded in he went on to become almost iconic.

2. 5 Year Plan you scream you ignormus not that an intellectually inept "taxi driver" would know what such a plan was (I've worked on them and prepared them whereas you haven't because sonny jim your station in life is a taxi driver) this being the plan that argued for appointing O'Driscoll as manager from Bournemouth.

3. I've recommended inept players ? OK you asked for it wanker so here goes:
Hart (Shrewsbury), Eardley (Oldham), Fox (Everton), Dawson (Rochdale), Ebanks-Blake (Man Utd),
Kightly (Grays), Boyd (Stevenage), Boyd (Kilmarnock), Cox (Swindon), Deeney (Walsall), Jarvis (Gillingham) and there are more going all the way back to me phoning Derek Shaw about Lee Trundle when he was a young lad at Chorley ! All documented you wanker. So here's the deal and I'm being crude with you because that is the only language you understand, Fuck Off for the simple reason you are talking out of your ass, you never got behind Fergy and in any event you yourself old wanker chops stated you'd stopped watching PNE.

The problem with you is you don't know whether you're cominig or going do you Mr. I'm a Fucking Taxi Driver. Me thinks you have ideas above your station and in your case the limit is most definitely Preston railway station as you await your next fare.

Ciao numpty.
 
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Voldemort said:
Oh dear BSk what a complete 'twat" you are. Your vindictive pursuit of young Danny Mayor shows you up as anything but a PNE fan and you know what, you remain a mouthy wanker. Why ? You were challeneged by me for a showdown at the Wigan game but you didn't want to know. I've also been imformed several other fans on here wanted to meet you but you were a no show. Why is that ? Where you at the meeting with Lindsay ? If so why didn't you introduce yourself to me and say what you've just said about Mayor ? Why weren't you ther to question Lindsay.

Ok let's now systematicaaly rip you to shreds.

1. The youth players have to be surrounded by experienced pros who can cajole them. We have no such players at PNE which means our youngsters are left totally exposed. As for jumping on the back of our youngsters I remember well what happened to Mel Holden when he first started. You would have been slaughtering the lad because on matters football you are just an ignorant taxi driver. After the lad had endured a tough opening period (but I still vivivdly remember the 30 yard screamer he hit into the back of the Millwall net down at the old CBL) bedded in he went on to become almost iconic.

2. 5 Year Plan you scream you ignormus not that an intellectually inept "taxi driver" would know what such a plan was. I've worked on them and prepared them whereas you haven't because sonny jim your station in life is a taxi driver. This being the plan that argued for appointing O\Driscoll as manager from Bournemouth.

3. I've recommended inept players ? OK you asked for it wanker so here goes:
Hart (Shrewsbury), Eardley (Oldham), Fox (Everton), Dawson (Rochdale), Ebanks-Blake (Man Utd),
Kightly (Grays), Boyd (Stevenage), Boyd (Kilmarnock), Cox (Swindon), Deeney (Walsall), Jarvis (Gillingham) and there are more going all the way back to me phoning Derek Shaw about Lee Trundle when he was a young lad at Chorley ! All documented you wanker. so here's the deal and I'm being crude with you because that is the only language you understand Fuck Off for the simple reason you are talking out of your ass, you never got behind Fergy and in any event you yourself old wanker chops stated you'd stopped watching PNE.

The problem with you is you don't know whether you're cominig or going do you Mr. I'm a Fucking Taxi Driver. Me thinks you have ideas above your station and in your case the limit is most definitely Preston railway station.

Ciao numpty.
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Jesus Christ I agree with you. Hell must have frozen over.
 
far be it from me to defend Voldemort. he may be right, he may be wrong but he certainly does not hide. to his credit he came all the way up from down south for the recent forum in kirkham.
 
Danny Mayor will be an excellent player NEXT SEASON.

He needs to be used sparingly this season and as Voldemort says cajoled by the senior players.

The experience from this season should see him mould into a very good player next season. Unfortunately, some people have expected too much too soon from him.
 
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