Nolan and Mellor could feasibly be just about acceptable for a returners to the first team squad, should we be unable able to shift them, and require bodies.
For Mellor especially, I'm being particularly kind, because ability wise he is more than sub-standard. Basham was better than him. However, I reward effort, and Mellor darts about like a rockweiler who's knob's just been squeezed by Geoff Capes.
The rest are, sadly, abysmally poor footballers, utterly useless, shadows of men, and characterless. (Thanks for lumbering us Irvine, you are officially the worst manager in the history of our club).
Chaplow especially should hang his head in shame. Such promise, yet ultimately one step away from a complete disaster. With a hairstyle like that, you need to work twice as hard. Yet Chaplow is as effective as a drowned butterfly.
Carter, not only is he weak and unfit, he is clumsy, and he's heartless. He is also fat, and looks stupid.
Elliot is sadly the only special needs striker in the UK, and Irvine signed him. Duped, again.
Collins is a lifesize model of a baked potato, he should leave the footballing trade as soon as he can, and apply for a career in media sales, where no one can see his horrendous visage.
Hart fair play for trying, but simply not good enough.
Trotman I have literally no idea.