Worst XI

[PrivilegedPNE]

I thought the favourite 3 players thread was fun, but got me thinking about some of the less esteemed players we've had in the past too. So I thought it would be good to go down memory lane and try to make the worst starting 11 possible from our former players.

GK - Iain Turner
DEF - Craig Morgan
DEF - Clarke Carlisle (The aforementioned 3 were so bad playing together lol)
DEF - Aaron Brown
MID - Keemar Daley
MID - Veliche Shumilikowski
MID - Ian Ashbee (c)
MID - John Mousinho
MID - Eddie Johnson
FWD - Andy Smith
FWD - Anthony Elding

Can you do better (worse?)

 

[SF]

Kevin Nicholls was probably worse than the Balkan Gerrard

 

[Mashimbo]

Only one goalkeeper should be on the list, Barry Siddall!

 

[keithaw]

John Tiniker, Jon Davidson, & George Berry must be up there as players to go into our worst 11.

 

[SF]

Oh and I hated Neill Collins more than Craig Morgan but they were both steaming piles of shit.

 

[Many Clouds]

Jay McEveley surely has to be on there. I too also despised Neill Collins and Craig Morgan - what a waste of a wage and fee these two shirkers were.

 

[Warton PNE]

Michael Crowe has to be in net. I know he only played once but that game against Doncaster in the cup. Wow.

 

[IanBogie9]

Jay McEveley surely has to be on there. I too also despised Neill Collins and Craig Morgan - what a waste of a wage and fee these two shirkers were.

Neil Collins is a fucking prick. Goaded the North End fans at Sheff Utd, after he played for us. Pointless really.

 

[Preston Lad]

Barry Siddall

Terry Fleming
Aaron Callaghan
Aaron Brown
Jonathan Davidson

Keammar Daley
Iain Ashbee
Kevin Nicholls
David Amoo

Mark Leonard
Tony Lormor

 

[Preston Lad]

Jay McEveley surely has to be on there. I too also despised Neill Collins and Craig Morgan - what a waste of a wage and fee these two shirkers were.

Craig Morgan, forgot about him.

He was fucking useless!!

 

[diggerb]

Who was the wild little midfielder Westley signed, sliding tackles all over the shop, a complete maniac.
He was so bad he was funny !!
Forget his name!

 

[swampypne]

Keammar Daley probably has to fit in somewhere as the most over-rated signing...

 

[swampypne]

Craig Morgan, forgot about him.

He was fucking useless!!

Literally expected a penalty to be given away every time he was near an opposition player in the box

 

[Kathryn]

Who was the wild little midfielder Westley signed, sliding tackles all over the shop, a complete maniac.
He was so bad he was funny !!
Forget his name!

Keith Keane?

 

[Jack Daniels]

Kevin Nicholls was probably worse than the Balkan Gerrard

No probably about it as he cost £300k more.

Anyone who was at that Scunny away game where Andy Carroll was Sent Off whilst "our Captain Nichols" missed a penalty will know what I mean.

To top it off, on the way home on the M180, my new 5 week old tyre totally blew out. Destroyed to such an extent that the Highways Agency shut down that stretch of motorway. I wasn't the only victim.

Ace.

 

[diggerb]

Keith Keane?

Yes thanks, he was the one, loose cannon was an understatement with him, he was on his arse more than he was on his feet, he couldnt run but he could slide for England !!

Go on tell me he is Welsh !!

 

[bigtallsi]

Michael Holt about to take on Judd Trump in the Snooker on telly.

Reminded me that he was fairly crap.

We shared a hairdresser about 20 years ago (not in that way) although she was extremely pretty. He made his appointments apparently by ringing up and saying it's Preston North End's Michael Holt

 

[From91]

Steve Simonsen was as bad as any keeper we’ve had. Had a shocker at Coventry in the JPT albeit injured at the end.

Simon Lynch also sticks out in a long line of Scottish strikers to do fuck all for us.

 

[Jack Daniels]

Crowe
Leather A. Brown W. Brown Briscoe
A. Reid Nicholls Ashbee K. Reid
Beardsley Smith​

 

[Former Member]

Arestidou

Mousinho
Craig Morgan
Neil Collins
McEverly

Amoo
Nicholls
A. Procter
Eddie Johnson

Beardsley
Elding