Scunthorpe roll call

[Slater]

Any word on whether we can pay on the gate?

pne ticket office told me you can pay on the gate

 

[Johnsy]

Cheers Slater 😉

 

[WIBG]

I'm travelling from Alfreton which arrives at 12:02

Good to have a pint with you yesterday pal.

Unless I've mistaken you for someone else!

 

[WIBG]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!:

Remember me saying that me and a couple of mates were buying tickets at the very last minute due to his selfish missus deciding to have her due-date on the day of the Scunthorpe game........ Well guess what????

For whatever reason, she has decided that she is gonna go with him. That's right. Go to a football game on her due-date.

Anyways, it's done now. She's coming. Look out for a petite pretty girl with long dark curly hair and a massive belly. If you fancy getting into the local papers for delivering a baby in the away-stand, say hello (she's called Shelley). If not, give her a very wide birth (excuse the pun).

This shit could get very messy. You have been warned.

How did she get on cha?

 

[Claudius]

Good to have a pint with you yesterday pal.

Unless I've mistaken you for someone else!

Haha where did we have a pint?

 

[WIBG]

Haha where did we have a pint?

The Honest Lawyer and the Class 6 Bar.

If you are who I think you are, I was the bloke who sorted you and Yatesy out with a lift to the ground in the minibus.

Obviously this will make no sense at all if you are not that person!

 

[Claudius]

The Honest Lawyer and the Class 6 Bar.

If you are who I think you are, I was the bloke who sorted you and Yatesy out with a lift to the ground in the minibus.

Obviously this will make no sense at all if you are not that person!

Aye that was me. Cheers for sorting out the lift too

 

[Norts 1531]

How did she get on cha?

All went swimmingly, cheers. Must admit we were alla bit nervous, but even jumping around after every goal didn't shake the little bugger loose. And as far as I know, she's still not dropped.

(Don't worry, she isn't going tomorrow!!)

 

[WIBG]

Aye that was me. Cheers for sorting out the lift too

No worries mate - always happy to try and help a fellow PNE fan.

Hope you enjoyed the day.

 

[Claudius]

No worries mate - always happy to try and help a fellow PNE fan.

Hope you enjoyed the day.

One of the best away days for a long while made better by the fact I didn't fall asleep on the train and miss my stop!

If my memory serves me right you were with your old man weren't you?

 

[WIBG]

One of the best away days for a long while made better by the fact I didn't fall asleep on the train and miss my stop!

If my memory serves me right you were with your old man weren't you?

Aye mate, that was me.

 

[Norts 1531]

She's dropped! And it wasn't at the game.

You (I) can all relax.

 

[boeoz]

She's dropped! And it wasn't at the game.

You (I) can all relax.

Congratulations fella 🙂

 

[Norts 1531]

Congratulations fella 🙂

It aint mine!!!!!!!!! Well, I don't think it is.

Thanks though.

 

[boeoz]

It aint mine!!!!!!!!! Well, I don't think it is.

Thanks though.

Ah yes, I seem to have misremembered. Congratulations to your friend and his missus 😱

 

[Norts 1531]

Ah yes, I seem to have misremembered. Congratulations to your friend and his missus 😱

Be surprised if we see him at another game this side of Xmas.