A PNE win is as likely as...

[IanBogie9]

A tv advert not featuring Carol Vorderman.

 

[Bhagwan Hardcastle]

UKIP winning the next election.

 

[One of our own]

Blackpool staying up

 

[pnernumber1ok]

Judging by the weather forecast: a snowball's chance in hell

 

[cragtek]

You'll all be eating your words come later this evening when Kevin Davies bags a hattrick. *cough*

 

[Dunks]

PNE winning the BPL

 

[PNEESSEX]

Ever getting promoted thro' the play-offs.

 

[budgierustler]

Not

 

[Waddie]

a Sheffield Utd one.

COYW

 

[keithaw]

PNE winning a Play Off Final?

 

[Kathryn]

Aliens on Mars

How do we know they aren't there?

Two up front

That's already happened.

A tv advert not featuring Carol Vorderman.

Quite a few of those.

UKIP winning the next election.

It's possible.

Blackpool staying up

Could happen. Not likely, though.

PNE winning a Play Off Final?

Got to happen sometime.

 

[deany]

Aliens on Mars

I hope you've called this right.
quite fancy seeing us take on man u.

 

[brucey]

Nugent signing on a Friday.

 

[roofer32]

Mossypne getting a personality!!

 

[TheVoice]

The return of King Billy

 

[deany]

The return of King Billy

Lol. I wonder how long you will last...

 

[MOSSYPNE]

Roofer being tall enough to get on the Big Dipper.

 

[Guinness]

Mossy writing a comment that doesnt include the words 'fuck' or 'cha'.

 

[jcfartpants]

Mossy writing a comment that doesnt include the words 'fuck' or 'cha'.

or writing "I'm with you on that one Nobber".

 

[Metal]

Sheffield Wednesday becoming a bank holiday