Board meeting as we speak

[Nobber]

Everyone in Hoghton knows each other. Only about a dozen residents.

Most are called Bolton.

 

[Bint]

barred?

No, you just have to wipe your feet on the way out ...

 

[Henrys Cat]

As long as its Brig, not that hole that's called Hoghton!

we pronounce it "Hewton, not like those commoners from North of the river who say oweton!!! Scum !!!🙂

 

[Nobber]

Well its supposed to be , but if you pass there most days you can see the wise woman standing there

Jesus, you would be the worst sat nav reader ever!

 

[boltons1]

Most are called Bolton.

Nothing wrong with that! But I'm from PR2!!

 

[Nobber]

we pronounce it "Hewton, not like those commoners from North of the river who say oweton!!! Scum !!!🙂

I was born on Greggy Lane!

Escaped 25 year ago.

 

[Henrys Cat]

I am south of the river which is why I don't want a bloody PR1 code!!

Yeah but Penwortham is the North bit of being south of the River, Rough as old boots !!!🙂

 

[Bint]

I was born on Greggy Lane!

Escaped 25 year ago.

You mean they kicked you out

 

[Nobber]

Nothing wrong with that! Even in PR2!!

Trust me in Hewton, every other person is a cousin of a Bolton.

 

[Henrys Cat]

I was born on Greggy Lane!

Escaped 25 year ago.

I was "brung up" in Fulwood, escaped 26 years ago. I win !!

 

[Nobber]

You mean they kicked you out

Them bad vigilantes didn't scare me......I was moving anyway!

 

[boltons1]

Fortunately I don't know any of them so no incest going on here...

 

[Nobber]

I was "brung up" in Fulwood, escaped 26 years ago. I win !!

Trust me


You didn't!

 

[Bint]

Yeah but Penwortham is the North bit of being south of the River, Rough as old boots !!!🙂

It ain't as rough as Tardy... and that's further south... Or Leyland for that matter! They let Budgierustler in there...

 

[Nobber]

Fortunately I don't know any of them so no incest going on here...

Get yourself down there, you will get free nosh from Butcher Bob!

 

[dirk pnemouse]

Jesus, you would be the worst sat nav reader ever!

There,s no need for honesty , but begging your pardon sir for a shilling ill read the bumps on your head and tell your fortune , she taught me well .

 

[Nobber]

There,s no need for honesty , but begging your pardon sir for a shilling ill read the bumps on your head and tell your fortune , she taught me well .

You don't want to go anywhere near my bumps, it repulses me and I have to feel them!

 

[Bint]

There,s no need for honesty , but begging your pardon sir for a shilling ill read the bumps on your head and tell your fortune , she taught me well .

I bet I could find you. I'm gonna go looking for 20x20 sheds with disco lights flashing and a dog with massive bollocks called Bob.

Only thing is what colour is your dog? My little terrier is a racist you see. True story, ask Halli

 

[surf]

Lower Penwortham.is full of smack heads. Who brought areas of Preston into this topic we will be talking about fitted kitchins next...

 

[dirk pnemouse]

You don't want to go anywhere near my bumps, it repulses me and I have to feel them!

I used to have bumps on my head then i bought a padded headboard , and im single work that out 🙂