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Complete the sentence........

Complete the sentence........

At times it's more like pity than hate. All they seem to live for are small minded digs at their superior neighbours who they secretly look up to with admiration and jealousy. Their addiction is so great that some of them spend more time on their heroes message board than PNE fans themselves.
 
TangerineArmy said:
The table tells a different story my friend.
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The thing I find hilarious is how high and mighty all you Lashers are at the minute.

Blackpool- Having their best season in a long time
North End (#1) Having a pretty shit season

We're 2 points behind you with a game in hand 🙄
 
TangerineArmy said:
The table tells a different story my friend.
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Not particularly,we now have a game in hand and are two points behind so the table tells us nothing. With our major share holder now backing us you should enjoy this amazing season your having. To quote Jazz and the plastic population the only way is up for us my 'friend'
 
Here's a photo to get We8 and his chums salivating

donkey.jpg
 
TangerineArmy said:
The table tells a different story my friend.
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Hardly. You've played a game more than us and therefore have a favourable advantage.

One man team this year and surely you know it. How is your fantastic season going anyway? Our dreadful season is pretty poor, only two points behind you like 😉
 
... the town is a shithole and stinks of piss. The people born there are either smelly, jobless and on smack, or they're smart enough to have gotten the hell out of dodge. Burnley I can respect, but that pile of tacky, dirty shit on the coast is a stain on Lancashire. And this is from a JCL outsider.
 
I hate Blackpoo FC because:

1) I am a PNE fan. It's in my blood.
2) My daddy told me to!
3) My uncle told me to!
4) Owen Oysten is a rapist bastard
5) Karl Oysten is a rapist bastard's son. And a twat.
6) Roy Chubby Brown is on their every piggins summer and I hate him.
7) They shove you on that shittly little pile of mechano and then have the nerve to charte you £27 for the experience
8) They play in that manky coloured kit. Who'd choose to wear that other wise? It's rancid.
9) Lashing/raping donkeys is evil. I am against all aniumal cruelty.
10) The are allowed to continue posting their "we've got better crowds than you" shite on this forum when I thought that untruths were not allowed. BAN ALL LASHERS.
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When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Blackpoo or PNE, and this is what she said to me:

"Less of that shite my lad, no son of mine will grow up to be a carrott-coloured, donkey-fiddling, big-one riding, rock-sucking, shit-smelling smackhead. Any more talk like that and I'll tie you in a sack and throw you in the nearest canal"

Good Parenting
 
e-quine said:
mum and dad never took me to see Cannon and Ball there when I was a kid.

edit: It's that deep rooted! Grrrrrrr!!
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My Dad took me to Gloomfield as a kid, I was totally underwhelmed thank fuck. The 'rents also took me to see Cilla Black and Norman Wisdom there.

*Shudder*
 
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