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Dean Windass

Kesselring

Kesselring

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Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
 
Seriously Voldemort,
a) We get the message, you are not impressed
b) Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think, you have gone beyond being a laughing stock.

I used to cringe when I read your poorly thought out and constructed diatribes, but I am now of the view that you deserve everything you get. I urge you to take a break from here for your own sanity, because mental health is a serious issue.
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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Stop now for fucks sake.

You're one boring cunt, do you know that?
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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Voldemort I am sure your older than Ashbee so I bet you get around in a mobility scooter and shit in a bag.

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Is this you?
 
Voldemort, you should be happy with Windass as he credited your Mayor for the goal Vs Middlesbrough. Maybe he could make him look better than he actually is!
 
Pointless thread, you're a pathetic attention seeking shitbag who needs to grow a pair. That's you going on ignore for eternity. Can I ask, why doesn't everyone just crack him on ignore? Then he'd go onto a different forum entirely, since he's clearly not a Preston fan.
 
PNEFC Danny said:
Pointless thread, you're a pathetic attention seeking shitbag who needs to grow a pair. That's you going on ignore for eternity. Can I ask, why doesn't everyone just crack him on ignore? Then he'd go onto a different forum entirely, since he's clearly not a Preston fan.
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Totally agree, he's a fucking nutter that needs locking up.

I have never in the 4 years I have been on this forum read a full one of his posts. The first sentence is usually enough to make my eyes bleed.

In the new year I took a load of people off ignore, Voldemort included, but he's going back on.
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
 
PNEFC Danny said:
I feel for you mate, I've only been on this forums a few months and my eyes bleed just from reading his ill-educated ramblings.
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Get him on ignore then.

It's a useful function as it means you also don't have to read anything a Lasher posts if you don't want.

There are only two away fans that are not on my ignore list: Ole (Man Utd fan) and Enola Gay (Burnley).
 
You don't need to put him on ignore, just don't reply to the shite he spews and he will soon get bored. Sadly people can't help but fall over themselves trying to get a post in. I can't believe he still gets as many hits after all these threads.

That said, well done Voldemort. Top top WUMing, and I mean that. A credit to your kind.
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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You puff.
 
"I am LITERALLY laughing my bleedin' head of at this thread".

Voldemort you often post some good stuff on here but you have clearly made this up. All the players you have "championed" are now suddenly up for sale? And we are looking to bring in a retired player to lead the line. You have well and truly lost it old boy
 
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