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Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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Can someone repost mine, just in case I'm on 'iggy'. Ta.
 
so you are right and everyone else is wrong eh Voldemort? well, custer knew better as did hitler, napoleon and kitchener. what happened to them? oh yeah they all got fucked!
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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It really does amaze me that the pillock makes up a quotation (it is not attributed and is no where in print) and then comes up with an absolute load of crap to try to justify his false assertions. This from the tit who does not care what other people think about his posts or his views, but keeps coming back here to post them (having posted over 5,000 times). He should be writing for the feckin Sunday Sport.

Voldemort - you are out witted mate - completely seen through. As stated before...


'E’s not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Voldemort is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-Voldemort!!

By the way Voldemort, there is another little 'trip wire' in here for you to respond to and then be humiliated again.

The rough in the diamond or what!
 
Young, oh dear are you really that bleedin' dense? Of course the quote was made up by me you absolute twit or tell me does the "Geriatric Daily" exist?

Now I know why you are terrified of going on radio Lancs you just might "trip" yourself up.

"Outwitted" by you. I don't think so Sonny Jim. As for 5,000 postings? Is it really as many as that? Consider yourself lucky Young that I've shared so much of my valuable time with a monkey like you.
 
PNE Chris said:
You don't need to put him on ignore, just don't reply to the shite he spews and he will soon get bored. Sadly people can't help but fall over themselves trying to get a post in. I can't believe he still gets as many hits after all these threads.

That said, well done Voldemort. Top top WUMing, and I mean that. A credit to your kind.
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+1

People who bite at this sort of crap, are absolutely stupid. Except when it's me that bites.
 
Voldemort said:
Geriatric Daily

"Preston manager Phil Brown is trying to persuade 42 year old Dean Windass to come out of retirement and lead the team's front line for the relelgation run in. Brown confirmed that he has great faith in experienced players and intends bringing in several other older players. It was also confirmed that the club will listen to offers for youngsters McLaughlin, Barton, Mayor, Proctor, Douglas in addition to creative flair players Treacy and Coutts who no longer figure in his plans to adopt a much more direct style of football."

You are all about to get exactly what you deserve. Enjoy it. No doubt you will all be frothing at the lips when 34 year old youngster Ashbee trundles onto the pitch aided by his zimmer frame.
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Stick to decent stuff - this attempt at Humourous Sarcasm slipped on the 1st available banana skin.
 
Noel it's not meant to be "humuorous." The 18 month deal offered to Ashbee is lamentable. That these two clowns couldn't pull something else out of the fire doesn't bode well for the club's future.

I make it that Ashbee will be 36 when he's finished with us. And so this was his last pay day ever so generously arranged by the original "Outspan" man himself. At any other club most fans would be going bollistic at such a signing but not you lot. You actually applaud it! All of which shows how low the club has sunk. In other words many of you will accept any old crap they serve up and so you get the team you deserve.
 
Voldemort said:
Noel it's not meant to be "humuorous." The 18 month deal offered to Ashbee is lamentable. That these two clowns couldn't pull something else out of the fire doesn't bode well for the club's future.

I make it that Ashbee will be 36 when he's finished with us. And so this was his last pay day ever so generously arranged by the original "Outspan" man himself. At any other club most fans would be going bollistic at such a signing but not you lot. You actually applaud it! All of which shows how low the club has sunk. In other words many of you will accept any old crap they serve up and so you get the team you deserve.
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Of course we applaud it he has the right qualities to be a class captain.
 
Voldemort said:
Noel it's not meant to be "humuorous." The 18 month deal offered to Ashbee is lamentable. That these two clowns couldn't pull something else out of the fire doesn't bode well for the club's future.

I make it that Ashbee will be 36 when he's finished with us. And so this was his last pay day ever so generously arranged by the original "Outspan" man himself. At any other club most fans would be going bollistic at such a signing but not you lot. You actually applaud it! All of which shows how low the club has sunk. In other words many of you will accept any old crap they serve up and so you get the team you deserve.
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He comes on a free and only for 18 months. If he does a good job and we stay up he will have earned any money he costs at present. I notice you still haven't answered a couple of questions I asked you so here they are again.

a. Would you rather play passing pretty boy football and more than likely lose or play tough no nonsense football and stay in the Championship
b. What is your answer to the next to last paragraph on Voldemort posted on another thread
 
Voldemort said:
Young, oh dear are you really that bleedin' dense? Of course the quote was made up by me you absolute twit or tell me does the "Geriatric Daily" exist?

Now I know why you are terrified of going on radio Lancs you just might "trip" yourself up.

"Outwitted" by you. I don't think so Sonny Jim. As for 5,000 postings? Is it really as many as that? Consider yourself lucky Young that I've shared so much of my valuable time with a monkey like you.
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Crap built on crap vomited by crap and outwitted yet again. What a total dumb ass you are.

PS

You usually put Northern Monkey and you ain't shared anything sunbeam apart from being able to have a laugh at you.

Next?
 
Voldemort said:
Noel it's not meant to be "humuorous." The 18 month deal offered to Ashbee is lamentable. That these two clowns couldn't pull something else out of the fire doesn't bode well for the club's future.

I make it that Ashbee will be 36 when he's finished with us. And so this was his last pay day ever so generously arranged by the original "Outspan" man himself. At any other club most fans would be going bollistic at such a signing but not you lot. You actually applaud it! All of which shows how low the club has sunk. In other words many of you will accept any old crap they serve up and so you get the team you deserve.
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Do you put allot of effort into being a tedious t**t!, or is it something that comes naturally?
 
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