So do I 👹I know she’s not your missus.
Is it just me…
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Jesus Christ......Gif my missus has made for you to try and convert you to the dark side. What d'ya think of this LiS? boring, childish, in your face twaddle?
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I’d eat my dinner of that
Jesus Christ......
I’d eat my dinner of that
Excuse me waiter, but there's arse flap in my roulade.
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I was once in a restraunt and was eating my starter, a bowl of minestrone.Excuse me waiter, but there's arse flap in my roulade.
A bloke walked over and stuck his dick in my minestrone.
I shouted 'Waiter! There's a guy in my soup!
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Its Filth 😇One of the best threads in fooking ages. Love it.
…that thinks GIFs are irritating. Picutures and videos, no problem, but GIFs are in your face, childish, and seldom funny.
TSR2 does great ones ( and pictures and videos)......... Quality humour you boring euro fart. 😀 😀
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Mark with the hat and no teeth, looking intently at Sid.... "I done do good boss?"
Sid looks on aroused at Raefil struggling away in one of Marks nutty sexual contraptions.
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I know she’s not your missus.
Lol bless you mate, bless you.
I can almost feel the desperation as you think "please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus"
"if that absolute fucking halfwit belm has got a girl like that, I give up"
Well, sorry to tell you mate........
I’m still no wiser….. where are Gif’s saved / filed / stored ??Go on GIF me a clue.
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...sorry to admit, she isn't your missus. 😂Lol bless you mate, bless you.
I can almost feel the desperation as you think "please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus"
"if that absolute fucking halfwit belm has got a girl like that, I give up"
Well, sorry to tell you mate........
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No comment!I’m still no wiser….. where are Gif’s saved / filed / stored ??
That reminds me very much of Dirk’s avatar ( RIP )Gif my missus has made for you to try and convert you to the dark side. What d'ya think of this LiS? boring, childish, in your face twaddle?
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The famous bouncing boobies. 🙂That reminds me very much of Dirk’s avatar ( RIP )
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Woah.... hang on just one cotton-pickin' minute.Oh make no mistake about it, he will have done. He's a proper dirky kinky get on the sly him.
He's absolutely gagging for Mark to bury him underground in some sort of sexual contraption, milking away on his nips and bollocks while being prodded with sensory rods god knows what...... you can tell.
Bet they get up to all sorts those 2. @pnewortham probably watches from inside a red velvet covered gothic wardrobe, filming it all, wearing a gimp mask.
Why was my name randomly picked out of the tombola. I'm no peeping Tom perverted sex fiend.
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No smoke without fire…Woah.... hang on just one cotton-pickin' minute.
Why was my name randomly picked out of the tombola. I'm no peeping Tom perverted sex fiend.
(much)
Never a truer word was spoken.No smoke without fire…
The mod forum has an entire subsection dedicated @pnewortham, the bloody miscreant.
Never a truer word was spoken.
The mod forum has an entire subsection dedicated @pnewortham, the bloody miscreant.
we best not mention the time you got locked in that Subforum for 48 hours and came out with hairiest palms this side of Burnley