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Is it just me…

Is it just me…

Watch your back when those 3 are together mate, honestly. Proper dodge.
@Sid Snot and @222Mark in real life:

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I know she’s not your missus.

Lol bless you mate, bless you.

I can almost feel the desperation as you think "please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus"

"if that absolute fucking halfwit belm has got a girl like that, I give up"


Well, sorry to tell you mate........
 
Lol bless you mate, bless you.

I can almost feel the desperation as you think "please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus, please don't let that be his missus"

"if that absolute fucking halfwit belm has got a girl like that, I give up"


Well, sorry to tell you mate........
...sorry to admit, she isn't your missus. 😂
 
Oh make no mistake about it, he will have done. He's a proper dirky kinky get on the sly him.

He's absolutely gagging for Mark to bury him underground in some sort of sexual contraption, milking away on his nips and bollocks while being prodded with sensory rods god knows what...... you can tell.

Bet they get up to all sorts those 2. @pnewortham probably watches from inside a red velvet covered gothic wardrobe, filming it all, wearing a gimp mask.
Woah.... hang on just one cotton-pickin' minute.

Why was my name randomly picked out of the tombola. I'm no peeping Tom perverted sex fiend.

(much)
 
Never a truer word was spoken.

The mod forum has an entire subsection dedicated @pnewortham, the bloody miscreant.

we best not mention the time you got locked in that Subforum for 48 hours and came out with hairiest palms this side of Burnley
 
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