Hi Matt, I remember the Telford game very well (dark days!). Hopefully we are on the way up now we have a competent manager, as long as he is backed. We moan sometimes (sometimes a lot!) but the club is in much better nick nowadays than when the ground was falling down and we faced re election. Enjoy the ups and downs mate.
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Just warn matt about @Nobber though, will you.
Nobber is lovely and funny.
Evening all,
I hope this is the right place to post this.....I don't see a dedicated newbies page anywhere.
I've just joined and thought I'd introduce myself. I've used twitter for North End related chat for the last few years but become a bit jaded with that particular microcosm of negativity, so thought it was high time I signed up here.
Name's Matt, 48yrs old, so grew up watching the horror show of the eighties. My first ever game was the FA Cup tie Vs Telford United in about '84. My grandad took me on the old West Stand. "Let's go on the North End, they're playing a bunch of non-leaguers so we'll definitely see a few goals." We did indeed see a few goals, and that more or less set the scene for forty years of disappointment, frustration and ruined weekends.
I don't get on to nearly as many games as I'd like these days but still count myself an avid fan. Looking forward to getting involved in a bit of banter.
Thanks for having me.
Matt
Hello Matthew
My name is Nobber. Do not believe anything anyone ever says about me as it is probably true.
Just a quick guide to the forum.
The emergency exits are at the rear of the forum, two in the centre and two at the front.
A life vest exists under your seat and please keep your seatbelt on at all times.
One of the mods is a complete tit, he lies, but hey we canna talk about that cause he throws hissys.
People to befriend, Sid Snot and Joan. They are both nice, in an elderly couple sort of way. Then if you want a conversation with a really really old geezer, there’s Raefil. We let him post on here between changes by the nurse at the care home. Reginald is pretty decent for a Taffy. Oh and Sepp Blatter looks good in any type of clothing, and I mean any clothing, (and we love him for it)
So overall there’s nothing else you need to know, other than we have a fire drill on the first Thursday of every month. We take a register although we actually don’t care if Raefil doesn’t respond.
Keep well Mathew
Speak soon petal,
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Hello Matthew
My name is Nobber. Do not believe anything anyone ever says about me as it is probably true.
Just a quick guide to the forum.
The emergency exits are at the rear of the forum, two in the centre and two at the front.
A life vest exists under your seat and please keep your seatbelt on at all times.
One of the mods is a complete tit, he lies, but hey we canna talk about that cause he throws hissys.
People to befriend, Sid Snot and Joan. They are both nice, in an elderly couple sort of way. Then if you want a conversation with a really really old geezer, there’s Raefil. We let him post on here between changes by the nurse at the care home. Reginald is pretty decent for a Taffy. Oh and Sepp Blatter looks good in any type of clothing, and I mean any clothing, (and we love him for it)
So overall there’s nothing else you need to know, other than we have a fire drill on the first Thursday of every month. We take a register although we actually don’t care if Raefil doesn’t respond.
Keep well Mathew
Speak soon petal,
Nobs x
Are we having chicken or beef?
Are we having chicken or beef?
Don’t be weird with your meat based humour!
Has he quit yet?
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Don’t be weird with your meat based humour!
hes not very cleaver is he?
Has he quit yet?
It's all gone quiet over there.
It's all gone quiet over there.
What have you said to him to frighten him off old man?
Whatever you do, either put Ando on ignore or risk depression. And if he ever says "I wanna tell you a story .................................. resign from the board!"
Yeah don't mention hat tricks
What have you said to him to frighten him off old man?
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Dot let mark222 show you his cellar
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Yep, that'll do it.
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Welcome, Matt. I'm DH, usually known on the forum as 'the voice of reason'
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North Jake, brought up slightly in the sticks towards Inskip. Dangerously close to the borders of Lasher territory.Welcome. Almost a matching timeline to myself.
Are you from North of the river or South of the river? (It’s not a compulsory ask)
hes not very cleaver is he?
Careful or he will take you sausage.
Hostage, I meant hostage!
Dot let mark222 show you his cellar
Who the hell is Dot?
And what has she got involved with in Marks cellar?
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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
You’ve got to stop sending those nob pics to new members, Sid. It gives such a poor impression of this forum.
North Jake, brought up slightly in the sticks towards Inskip. Dangerously close to the borders of Lasher territory.
Urgh, you dirty bastard!