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Voldemort.players he got wrong

Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?

Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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It's called the Pavilion, you belmet.


I had a friend wiith me.
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I stopped reading there.
 
Castolo you can take off McGreevy as I stated he wouldn't make it even when he was top scorer.
Parillon I've dealt with.
Otsemobor did well after his transfer from Crewe so you're talking garbage there.
Danny North was worth a £50K punt to see if we could turn his career around.
Aspin was ready to take over from Alexander who as RB was getting found out by the week (what a short memory you've got).
I'd have preferred Neal ahead of Calamity Wayne Henderson and Arestidou any time.

And now to deliver the coup de grace. The outlay on the above pales into insignificance against the losses on the following court jesters:

Henderson £150K signing on fee £100K
Hart £100K signing on fee £ 75K
Collins £700K signing on fee £100K
Morgan £400K signing on fee £100K
Parry £150K signing on fee £75K
Shumulkiowksi £250K signing on fee £200K cost PNE £700K to buy out his contract
Elliott £200K + Hill signing on fee £150K
Brown C, £400K signing on fee £100K
Parkin £500K signing on fee £150K
Chaplow £1.1. million signing on fee £200K sold for just £50K
Nicholls £700K signing on fee £200K lost in toal £1 million on this player.

You've just been annihilated mate. There's no coming back from this catalogue of disasters that almost finished off PNE.

To summarise the one's I'll give you are Holt, Hibbert, Spring and I'll agree to throw in North. Tomorrow I'll further humiliate you by listing all the players I've ever recommended which started all those years ago with Stan Bowles at Crewe and Paul Mariner at Chorley. That's two England players we could have had. One of whom was nicked from our doorstep by mighty Plymouth Argyle based several hundred miles away!
 
Voldemort I'm honestly AMAZED that you aren't a football manager, advisor, or 'Director of Football'.

I mean, just think of the money you could make. Surely with all your ability to spot a player..... And if it's as easy as you claim to sign a player (when you rhyme off your fictional transfer fees as though all we have to do is pay xyz amount of £'s and the player will magically fall over himself to come to PNE), then develop them into a star and either keep hold of them for your clubs assault on Europe, or sell them for millions.

Why on earth are you not the most sought after football manager in the country?
 
I love the way the Ego that is Voldemort believes he has the last word on who we decide he has got it wrong on!!!!

Is he seriously on this planet or does he really believe himself to be the saviour of all things football with his superior knowledge.
 
Sean Devine was a cracking player at lower league level. Think he had an attitude problem though. Imagine that eh.
At Exeter City in the Conference the fans used to sing
Sean Devine, Devine
Wears number 10, not 9
He scores all the fucking time
Sean Devine, Devine (to the tune of Que se ra)

A nice ditty I thought
 
Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?

Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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er your lying.
 
I'd like some of his hot management tips explaining too. Phil Parkinson. Also, in spite of me asking, he's not yet explained how Di Matteo was the king in waiting one summer ago but now WBAs success is all down to Appleton.
 
Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?

Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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Your life reached a pinnacle that night eh. One to tell the grandkids. 'I once talked to a PNE manager for a bit'.
 
Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?

Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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Ashley Parillon
 
Voldemort said:
Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player.
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Did he ask you not to sing the praises of said player on North End message forums, just in case he turned out to be as good (or not in your case) as some of the others you've papped on about!
 
Voldemort said:
Adam Eaton I also can't accept. He was a corker of a LB. I remember him playing v Sheff.Wed. at home in a 4:2 victory. That night he was superb with his tackling and attacking play. The very next game Moyes dropped him.
In a mega two hour meeting sometime later with Moyes and O'Hanlon he told me why he'd done so. I told him he was wrong as the lad had real talent and it was his job to nurture it. Moyes got many things right but on this one he got it completely wrong.
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Adam Eaton played 14 games in 3-4 years at North End, before going on to make a dozen appearances on loan for Mansfield, and another 13 the year after that, before disappearing from the professional game.

If Moyesey got it wrong, so did Mansfield. Surely if he was good as you suggest, he would have shone above the lesser players he was surrounded with.

Or perhaps the football people called it right, and you didn't.
 
Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?
Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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Yes you are. You are clearly in need of help.
 
So apart from Holt (free), Hibbert £50K and Spring £100K the lot of you when challenged have been woefully incapable of proving your case. Tell you what I'll do you all a favour and throw in North as well at just £50K. All of which are wiped out by just one single deal i.e.Chris Brown! Add it all the youngsters we should have been able to develop e.g, Aspin, McGreal, Jackson (he did very well at Everton that night), Parillon and Mainwearing and you are still only talkiing of peanuts being invested and a minimal, almost none existent, financial risk.

Tonight I will finish off by listng the players we should have signed as in I'd mentioned them to the club BEFORE the event which is something that the majority of you have been incapable of doing.
 
Voldemort said:
So apart from Holt (free), Hibbert £50K and Spring £100K the lot of you when challenged have been woefully incapable of proving your case. Tell you what I'll do you all a favour and throw in North as well at just £50K. All of which are wiped out by just one single deal i.e.Chris Brown! Add it all the youngsters we should have been able to develop e.g, Aspin, McGreal, Jackson (he did very well at Everton that night), Parillon and Mainwearing and you are still only talkiing of peanuts being invested and a minimal, almost none existent, financial risk.

Tonight I will finish off by listng the players we should have signed as in I'd mentioned them to the club BEFORE the event which is something that the majority of you have been incapable of doing.
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nobodys failed Voldemort, youve just shouted over everybody, again. all that proves is that youre an arrogant cock watcher of the highest order. oh and made up a hilarious lie about meetings and phonecalls with former managers. its funny you should mention that, because i met moyes on fishergate once, we had a little chat about this and that, but he never once asked my opinion on players, nor did i offer it. strange that.
 
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Voldemort said:
So apart from Holt (free), Hibbert £50K and Spring £100K the lot of you when challenged have been woefully incapable of proving your case. Tell you what I'll do you all a favour and throw in North as well at just £50K. All of which are wiped out by just one single deal i.e.Chris Brown! Add it all the youngsters we should have been able to develop e.g, Aspin, McGreal, Jackson (he did very well at Everton that night), Parillon and Mainwearing and you are still only talkiing of peanuts being invested and a minimal, almost none existent, financial risk.

Tonight I will finish off by listng the players we should have signed as in I'd mentioned them to the club BEFORE the event which is something that the majority of you have been incapable of doing.
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Voldemort, WE hve already decided who your failings have been, Its not upto you to decide for us. You really do think you are something special dont you, special case maybe, Special as in football knowledge 100% NO.

Just because you believe you was right doesnt make it so!!!!

You really are a strange one.

Id love to see you try and defend yourself in a court of law when you really believe you are right but the law states you are wrong lol, It would make great TV seeing you try and argue your way out of something that is stonewall lol
 
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