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Voldemort.players he got wrong

Mark you mean like when the club tried to ban me after the West Ham incident and in the end after I'd threatened to get my barrister in they collapsed and said it was all a misunderstanding? Having read your comments on here and witnessed your illiteracy I know you would be incapable of such a thing.

Unfortuantely for you Mark I've hammered the lot of you about these signiings and I will finish it off later tonight.
 
Voldemort said:
Mark you mean like when the club tried to ban me after the West Ham incident and in the end after I'd threatened to get my barrister in they collapsed and said it was all a misunderstanding? Having read your comments on here and witnessed your illiteracy I know you would be incapable of such a thing.

Unfortuantely for you Mark I've hammered the lot of you about these signiings and I will finish it off later tonight.
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You have hammered nothing you moron. And for someone who spells so much stuff wrong Voldemort is a fucking joke fella as your as bad as anyone on here.

And read what I put rather than make up what I have wrote to givean answer that you perceive will make you right.

You really are a warped strange man.

Again. You dont decide who we have chosen as your failures, WE DO!!!
 
May have already been covered, but nick ward is struggling to hold down a team here in the a-league. injury prone, has spent time at perth glory, melbourne victory and wellington phoenix
 
To be fair, I think lots of people will have been frustrated down the years about players we’ve known to be good who have then been signed elsewhere and done well.
Voldemort has flagged up more than a few who we should have taken a punt on, but probably no more than any group of fans have discussed around post-match pints in the pub.
He’s not always been right – but I think we’d have been in better shape if we’d have signed quite a few of the players he’s listed when they were still up-and-coming. 😎
 
Voldemort said:
Mark you mean like when the club tried to ban me after the West Ham incident and in the end after I'd threatened to get my barrister in they collapsed and said it was all a misunderstanding? Having read your comments on here and witnessed your illiteracy I know you would be incapable of such a thing.

Unfortuantely for you Mark I've hammered the lot of you about these signiings and I will finish it off later tonight.
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You aren't only seriously deluded, you are a compulsive liar. FACT!
 
I vaguely know Micky Holt. He knows he was never good enough for professional football (in five years he played 68 times and scored 13 goals) and recently had a good laugh when Brett Ormerod got the winner at Wembley because when they were both at Rovers as youth players the Ewood Park side kept Holty and told Brett he wasn't good enough.

You know Brett Ormerod, the guy you constatly slated and who is still playing the Premier League.

He left us, went to Macclesfield, Rochdale, Northwich and ended up at Colne before quitting football and becoming a copper.

The only goals he scores now are for the Constabulary team.

So that was Holt totally wrong.

Oh and your rant in 1998 over Moyes getting the job is a classic! Bruce Rioch, he he he! Where is he now?

(PS some please quote this so Voldemort can see it. Ta).
 
Voldemort said:
Mark you mean like when the club tried to ban me after the West Ham incident and in the end after I'd threatened to get my barrister in they collapsed and said it was all a misunderstanding? Having read your comments on here and witnessed your illiteracy I know you would be incapable of such a thing.

Unfortuantely for you Mark I've hammered the lot of you about these signiings and I will finish it off later tonight.
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Illiteracy?
 
AndySaville said:
I vaguely know Micky Holt. He knows he was never good enough for professional football (in five years he played 68 times and scored 13 goals) and recently had a good laugh when Brett Ormerod got the winner at Wembley because when they were both at Rovers as youth players the Ewood Park side kept Holty and told Brett he wasn't good enough.

You know Brett Ormerod, the guy you constatly slated and who is still playing the Premier League.

He left us, went to Macclesfield, Rochdale, Northwich and ended up at Colne before quitting football and becoming a copper.

The only goals he scores now are for the Constabulary team.

So that was Holt totally wrong.

Oh and your rant in 1998 over Moyes getting the job is a classic! Bruce Rioch, he he he! Where is he now?

(PS some please quote this so Voldemort can see it. Ta).
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I remember Holt scoring against your beloved Spurs and also recall him scoring a peach against Walsall at the Town End, he also once scored at Gloomfield against the Lashers. However I also recall seeing him guilty of the worst miss I've ever seen at home to Bournemouth, it was unbelievable how he could possibly miss!

There's been worse strikers, Balsa Boy for example.
 
shaky said:
I remember Holt scoring against your beloved Spurs and also recall him scoring a peach against Walsall at the Town End, he also once scored at Gloomfield against the Lashers. However I also recall seeing him guilty of the worst miss I've ever seen at home to Bournemouth, it was unbelievable how he could possibly miss!

There's been worse strikers, Balsa Boy for example.
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Believe me mate I was a HUGE fan of Holty and remember all those goals well, esp the Walsall strike, a scorcher. He was cut down 20 minutes later and carried off, replaced by Kurt Nogan. Didn't play for us again after that, bar of course against Bournemouth!

Was never going to make it as a FL professional though.
 
Voldemort said:
Kong you are too dense to even begin to realise that his progress was held back by Irvine who said "you are a million miles from the first team." That is not how you motivate young 18 year old lads trying to get their big break.

What I find amusing is that you lot are so dense that you couldn't even conceive of an articulate fan having a meeting with Moyes and O'Hanlon for two hours. To be more precise it was immediately after a reserve game and it was in the offices of the Lowthorpe Road stand. In fact I had a friend wiith me. Moyes started off in a hostile manner along the lines of "who the hell are you to question a professional manager?" so, unlike you lot I sat back and listened as he had his say. His rant went on for about 20 minutes. Then unlike you lot rather than sit there and grovel apologetically I came back at him and let fly for about 20 minutes. To his credit he listened. After that he calmed down and then we were there until almost 12.30 gone midnight in what turned out to be a humdinger of a debate about PNE, formations and players. Some time after that meeting Moyes phoned me up and requested a favour concerning the proposed signing of a player. I am honour bound never to reveal the nature of that favour. In paying me back Moyes got me a ticket for the Everton v PNE FAC game at Goodison Park. I was sat next to his brohter Kenny Moyes who turned out ot be a damned fine chap.

Now tell me munchkins am I a liar or am I telling the truth?

Just to put BSK back in his box. No I never wanted Lynch or Smith. I knew just how crap they were going to be. You are showing yourself up with alarming regularity. I suppose it's what happens when someone is desperate to redeem himself. Here's one for you to think about Peterborough 5 Sheff.Weds. 3. Absolutely bleedin' hilarious! What was that you were saying about Irvine?
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dont talk bollocks Voldemort you are the biggest moron on the planet

david moyes rented a house of my parents and lived next door to me for his intire duration as preston manager and start of his everton carear and and i no for a fact his would never phone a pillock like you reguarding a player he tryed to keep things close to his chest so dont come out chatting bull
 
Voldemort said:
Mark you mean like when the club tried to ban me after the West Ham incident and in the end after I'd threatened to get my barrister in they collapsed and said it was all a misunderstanding? Having read your comments on here and witnessed your illiteracy I know you would be incapable of such a thing.

Unfortuantely for you Mark I've hammered the lot of you about these signiings and I will finish it off later tonight.
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you couldn't finish a good book never mind anything else
 
Voldemort confuses me! He has his good side, and his, err, questionable side? I can accept his points about younger players who he might well have been tracking in the reserves and youth team; but away from PNE, all his other claims appear to be based on what he had read; just like you and I; in the football pages of newspapers. Are we seriously expected to believe that he spends his leisure hours travelling the country, up and down, watching football matches and spotting talent? If all he is doing is picking out talent from the footy pages, any damn fool can do that! Come on Voldemort, come clean on this one, please.
 
elbe said:
Voldemort confuses me! He has his good side, and his, err, questionable side? I can accept his points about younger players who he might well have been tracking in the reserves and youth team; but away from PNE, all his other claims appear to be based on what he had read; just like you and I; in the football pages of newspapers. Are we seriously expected to believe that he spends his leisure hours travelling the country, up and down, watching football matches and spotting talent? If all he is doing is picking out talent from the footy pages, any damn fool can do that! Come on Voldemort, come clean on this one, please.
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He is full of fucking shit.

End of chat!
 
One word ....moron................................. no capitals ha what a tit
PNE2010 said:
dont talk bollocks Voldemort you are the biggest moron on the planet

david moyes rented a house of my parents and lived next door to me for his intire duration as preston manager and start of his everton carear and and i no for a fact his would never phone a pillock like you reguarding a player he tryed to keep things close to his chest so dont come out chatting bull
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Elbe whatever the system I use the point is it actually works.

OK chaps, Punk challenged you all to name my flop players. So woefully absymal was your collective response that I elected to be generous and give you a few myself i.e. Holt, Hibbert, Ward, Spring. Even then it was stretching it. I estimate worst case scenario loss on those players would have been about £400K tops. Now allow me to introduce some true perspective on this by naming the players who, over the years, I actually contacted the club about signing:

Bowles (Crewe)
Mariner (Chorley)
Houston (Brentford)
Keegan (Scunthorpe) BUT Alan Ball already for once knew about him.
Regis (Hayes)
Many years ago and all of whom became internationals.

OK more recently:

Hart (Shrewsbury) £300K Value would have been £5 million
Maynard (Crewe) £500K Value would have been £1 million
Ashton (Crewe) £750K Value would have been £4 million
Kightly (Grays) £100K Value would have been £3 million
Boyd (Stevenage) £200K Value would have been £2 million
Jarvis (Gillingham) £200K Value would have been £1 million
Ebanks-Blake (Man Utd) £200K Value would have been £3 million
Taylor (Luton) £250K Value would have been £1.5 million
Buzsaky (Plymouth) £500K Value would have been £2 million
Cox (Swindon) £500K Value would have been £1 million
Austin (Poole) £100K Value would have been £2 million.

I could go on but I've already made my point. This, guys, is FACT not FICTION.

As for a manager? On my 5 year plan submitted to Hemmings and Shaw I proposed a certain
Mr.Sean O'Driscoll.

Case comprehensively won. If anyone is reading this from the club they should hang their heads in shame at the rank incompetence endemic at PNE over the years. Whichever way you look at this one, I, a complete amateur using my own system have well and truly annihilated the so called "professionals."

Will I continue recommending players to the club? No, I've finished. There's no longer any point. Indeed we already have "Outspan" man having made massive mistakes by signing Ashbee, Clarke and Ellington. The signing of Brandy would compound this situation.

In future if I do identify any youngsters it will only be for debate on here which will render it purely academic.

Thanks for your contribution on this post.
 
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