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[Magee's Whisky Heist]

Thanks all. I'm not averse to a bit of whingeing myself, but only if there's good reason.

Which being a Preston fan there is much of the time.

 

[Nobber]

You’ve got to stop sending those nob pics to new members, Sid. It gives such a poor impression of this forum.

And what is wrong with my photos?

I’m stunning!

 

[Nobber]

Thanks all. I'm not averse to a bit of whingeing myself, but only if there's good reason.

Which being a Preston fan there is much of the time.

Look up Snicki and whinge away. The guy is a lunatic!

 

[Sid Snot]

You’ve got to stop sending those nob pics to new members, Sid. It gives such a poor impression of this forum.

If I was sending them, Gordon, they'd give a very poor impression of me 😂

 

[Bobbage]

Welcome, Matt. I'm DH, usually known on the forum as 'the voice of reason'

 

[Gordon Bennett]

If I was sending them, Gordon, they'd give a very poor impression of me 😂

 

[Dirty Harry]

Has this lass just been invited to Marks cellar?

 

[Nobber]

If I was sending them, Gordon, they'd give a very poor impression of me 😂

Want me to send you a pic of my truncheon? Just to make you look better!

 

[Bobbage]

Has this lass just been invited to Marks cellar?

Strange things happen down there.

 

[Sid Snot]

Has this lass just been invited to Marks cellar?

Yep, two plots down from me.

 

[Nobber]

Strange things happen down there.

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Baggsy at the front

 

[Sid Snot]

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I sense a caption contest 😂

 

[Nobber]

I sense a caption contest 😂

Bet it would win the best conga at the Wilbraham Club!

 

[Sid Snot]

Want me to send you a pic of my truncheon? Just to make you look better!

I remember the time you flaunted it on the upper deck of the 'Fulwood via Cromwell Road' bus. That poor woman was never the same. The size of that damned thing would certainly not make me look better

 

[Nobber]

I remember the time you flaunted it on the upper deck of the 'Fulwood via Cromwell Road' bus. That poor woman was never the same. The size of that damned thing would certainly not make me look better

Yeh right, she was well impressed when I rang the bell without using me hands or leaving the seat!

 

[Gordon Bennett]

I remember the time you flaunted it on the upper deck of the 'Fulwood via Cromwell Road' bus. That poor woman was never the same. The size of that damned thing would certainly not make me look better

I got mine out for a female doctor once and she burst out laughing. After she regained composure she asked me what the problem was and I told her it was swollen.

 

[deepdaledreamer]

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Well done, i spent half an hour trying to do that and gave up - i wish i was as tech savvy 🤣
kudos to TB1 for planting the seed!!

 

[Sid Snot]

I got mine out for a female doctor once and she burst out laughing. After she regained composure she asked me what the problem was and I told her it was swollen.

That same doctor told me, 'No thanks, I'll smoke my own'.

 

[jakehake]

North Jake, brought up slightly in the sticks towards Inskip. Dangerously close to the borders of Lasher territory.

Know it well. Did you escape into Broughton/Garstang for schooling or suffered with Kirkham?

 

[Soapy]

Jake's sniffing?